Continuing yesterday’s fraud exploration of non-listing photos of interest to people who are interested in houses and stuff, I have this treat for all the good girls and boys: Santa, smiling up at you, waiting for…
…for…
…for you to sit…
Look, my mom reads this blog. There are certain jokes I just can’t make knowing that she’ll read it even though I’m a fully-grown (if astoundingly immature) adult. You can fill in the rest yourself, right?
Loveliest comment, by gvh: And that’s the mouth he used to kiss my Mommy? Ew.
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He knows when you’ve been bad or good, he knows………….. noooooooooooooooooooo
Here comes Santa Claus….
I guess now we know how he keeps dibs on all the boys and girls. Shame on you, Santa.
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause
Um….where’s his hat…and if it is on his head and not evident does that mean his thing is dangling in the water?
Words you never want to say in the bathroom! “oh Santa your beard is itchy”
I hate to admit I see this, but: I think Santa’s hat is the tank-lid cover…..
And I only thought “elf on the shelf” was creepy
Santa looks decidedly anxious, but then, I can’t exactly blame him for that.
Expect retaliation:
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Where’s his hat you ask? Why, it’s on the “head” of course! **lamer groans and moans applicable in this space**
And that’s the mouth he used to kiss my Mommy? Ew.
gvh, your comment is the best! I LOL’d!
In the back of my head, all I can hear is Lawrence Welk, about to start conducting his orchestra:
‘and a one, and a two”……..
…and tell me that you love me…
I will have that stuck in my head FOREVER now! *ROFL*
Geez, talk about ho-ho-horrible.
Ho-ho-horrendous.
This looks like the result after some mad taxidermist bagged him off the roof! Not so jolly now, is he?
Whoever put that atrocity is gonna WISH all they got in their stocking was coal…
He knows when you’ve been bad or good.. and when you’ve eaten Mexican food.
That is all.
Look on the bright side — at least the “let’s put the Christ back in Christmas” people won’t be complaining to Fox News about this one …
Hey watch it, I’m “one of those people.”
Are you one of the grinches who call the ACLU about nativity scenes on public property? In any case, I think we can all agree this is in bad taste and/or CREEPY! 
At least they didn’t make their toilet look like a manger, though…
Count me with Vivian! And I think we can all say, that decorating one’s toilet to match ANY holiday is really poor taste. Unless it’s National Flax, Oatmeal, And Bran Flakes Day, perhaps.
Aww. Santa Toilet, bringing people of all beliefs together.
and at least it’s not one of those horrible mashups where they’ve got Santa, a reindeer or two by his side, kneeling to pray over baby Jesus in his manger…..
I love those. I have little kids and we celebrate Christmas, but not in a religious way — so those all-for-one, one-for-all nativity scenes are perfect for us.
that is disturbing on more levels than asking why it’s even in a photo to sell a house…that would make even brushing my teeth more parnoid making.
Oh come on, commenters. I know a lot of you watch Futurama (we just had the Bender house) This is clearly a depiction of the song “Santa Claus is Gunning you Down” from Xmas Story
He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you’re on the can…..
Why Santa! What a long… er, neck… you have..
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too…
santa knows if you’ve been bad or good, and if you’re eating enough fiber to maintain good colon health…
My grandmother had a toilet seat cover like that, only when you lifted the lid up, Santa was covering his eyes with his mittened hands. No peeking, Santa!
That’s… just… wow.
Well, if he’s got his eyes covered, then I’m fine with that. That’s keeping the Santa toilet tasteful.
We have one like that, except Santa IS peeking.
Needless to say, I refuse to use the downstairs bathroom during Christmas season. Creeee-py. On top of the Egyptian mummification scene people staring at you, Santa is just too much.
There is nothing with any sort of eyes in my bathroom, thank you very much. x3
I heard that toilet covers like these are only 5 cents. I’m pretty sure I read it on a tshirt.
The santa outfit on the floor bothers me more than his face on the lid. Clearly no men live in this house…. I hope….
Or, “How to Get On the Naughty List In One Easy Lesson.”
There there. When the stress of the Christmas season starts to get you down, come on over and we’ll play “Santa”.
Here’s how Santa gets his coal back.