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When Goths retire… Like black much?
And playing tonight at the Ho Chunk Casino; Cher’s bed!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I get the feeling Batman is watching, too.
That is so (80′s) metal.
Anyone else remember Cher’s brief adventure in home furnishings? Basically, add about a half-dozen more crucifixes to that wall, red velvet curtains, and you’re looking at it.
(In case you think I’m kidding, scroll down to the bottom of this page and you’ll see the only photos I could find online of the catalog: http://www.cherscholar.com/beauty.htm)
someone (ahem, the cher scholar) has too much time on their hands.
Yeah, that was super scary to see when I typed “Cher furniture catalog” into google …
Does this place have a smoke or carbon monoxide detector?
I see Peter Steele from Type O Negative is breaking out into interior design…
Oh so very win.
I’d put up a crucifix, too, if I found out exactly where the vampire slept…
This is the creepiest listing photo you’ve featured so far. Ick!
At least everything is color coordinated. It’s a shame they didn’t have a photograph with the lights dimmed and the candle chandeliers lit.
Does anyone get the feeling that the urn in the corner might just contain the sacred remains of the great ancestors?
i have a feeling it just might contain the sacred remains of the current occupant.
There are black leather couches in the living room along with more urns up in a shelf that goes along every wall, and more candle chandeliers … I’m getting a bad feeling about this place…
… or recent virgin sacrifice.
Methinks the seagull circling the beach (last photo) is hired to take photos of the goings-on in this home. All I need to see to confirm this hunch is the earwire s/he must be wearing. Creeeeeepy listing.
I’m pretty sure that isn’t a bed, it is a black pokemon with grey eyes and a golden beak, waving its claws in the air. Or tridents possibly, but probably claws.
Thanks Bryn! Now that you mention it, that is totally true. I cannot look at this and not see a Pokemon character now. Can we name him Gothdar?
Ummm… I think Santa Clause or Raggedy-Anne is watching from on top of the wardrobe
“Hey baby, after you’re done admiring the gorgeous ocean view, we can go to the bedroom and you can admire my enormous black… bed.” I feel bad for the hapless realtor who had to enter the love dungeon.
Nice of them to turn the crucifix around before taking the photo for the listing.
Ugh. Decor is from a different house in a different climate.
I’m picturing Darth Vader sleeping there.
A WIN!!!!
I bet there is some serious s— going on in that place!
“Neither through lust nor desire do we commit this sin; but only to create a Gothling to serve You…”
I guess it’s the best they could do with landlord white walls and landlord beige carpeting. I can’t say much against it, unlike what I’d like to say about landlord white walls and landlord beige carpeting – UGH!
Am I the only one that thinks the bed looks like a chuckling dragon?
And I did immediately think of “Christian Woman” by Type O Negative when first viewing the pic/ title. Awwwweesooommme!
Hehe. Sin and be forgiven, sin and be forgiven. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Either that or the cross is there to aid in the administration of Last Rites before the bed eats you alive. Dang, what kind of dreams do you have in that monstrosity??
Bad ones. Unspeakably bad ones.
Scrolling up one more time, I couldn’t help but notice that there appears to be a stuffed animal atop the ominous wardrobe.
I can only assume it’s hiding from the bed.
I think it’s the Santa toilet from the other day!!!
Hey look, its on sale! save $103!
Gene Simmons? Is that you?
It’s Catholic. Christians don’t have corpus (jesus’ body) on their “cross” It is a crucifix
OK, let’s just head off the “Catholics aren’t Christians” discussion here… there must be a better website for that particular discussion. (And no, I’m not interested in what website that would be.)
Two words. Missionary Position.
Holy crap batman
I love that the place costs a little over a quarter of a million dollars, yet you don’t get your own washer & drier. You have to use the coin machines down in the basement.
This is not a fun bedroom!!!! Needs light.