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Forgot to take your contacts out last night, did you?
Found by: Gabe
Loveliest comment, by Fanboy Wife: No, no, this is really how the house looks. Their interior designer was an Impressionist.
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The estate agent has been taking a photography course and was inspired by photos of Marilyn Monroe and has taken the pictures through a film of vaseline to make the house look sexier. Perhaps a smidge too much vaseline on the lense, but the theory is sound.
It’s lovely! I’ll take it -perfect in every way! Can we schedule after my cataract surgery?
I’ll fess up, I actually had my hands half-raised to rub my eyes. Ha!
Perhaps the vaseline was elsewhere at the time of the photo?
Is this the agent’s way of telling you to focus on her listing?
No, no, this is really how the house looks. Their interior designer was an Impressionist.
Comment WIN!
After Lisa recovered from her seizure, she decided that she no longer wanted to move to St. Paul.
The camera was fogged up! That’s it! Fogged up from what we won’t ask…
I just looked at the pictures with my glasses off, and they seemed perfectly normal. What’s all the fuss about?
It’s the “let’s-arouse-their-curiosity-so-they-will-want-to-see-it-in-person-for-a-better-look” approach.
Ahahaha! I will admit, I had a confused thought of “Am I not wearing my glasses?” Before I realized that 1) My eyesight isn’t that bad. 2) The rest of the page was in focus. And 3) I’m totally not wearing my glasses! Where the hell did I put them?!
They’re on top of your head.
Maybe there’s something in those rooms they’d prefer you not see. Blurriness covers a multitude of sins.