Should I even bother trying to come up with a Uristat joke, or is that just too obscure?
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Is it just me, or is that shower curtain backwards? I thought the part with the pictures went on the outside where everyone could see it…
Don’t you think the person taking the shower deserves the nice view?
There are two shower curtains, the blue and the beige white. Maybe it’s a way of stopping mold buildup.
That’s winterizing fluid to keep the pipes from freezing.
I’ve never heard it called that before…
Blood DOES have a much lower freezing temperature than water.
No, Uristat reference not obscure at all for the laydeees.
Wow, I never knew there was a product out there that can turn your pee red. I’m so gonna buy some just to give it to my friend and have him freak out.
If you really want to freak him out, get him some methylene blue, it’ll turn his pee blue. Doctors used to use the dye to asses kidney function. Remember to use a very small amount. Either that or feed him raw beet pulp, guaranteed to turn his pee pink.
It’s the old “Raspberry Jello in the toilet trick.” Keeps those pesky visitors from using the toilet during the Open House.
You know, when you make wine in the toilet I think you’re supposed to use a sock aren’t you?
Either way I guess this guy spent enough time in prison to appreciate the headdy flavour that the toilet adds. Gives it a nice bite.
This is why a lot of people don’t like to eat fresh beets.
I was going to say that too. I frequently forget what I’ve eaten for lunch when I eat in the cafeteria at work. On afternoons of days when beets have been served at lunch, I always have a moment of mild panic until I remember what I had for lunch.
That’s antifreeze, the house has been winterized. You fill the pipes and plumbing with it to prevent them from bursting.
Okay, I accept the winterizing fluid idea. But why does the seat even need to be up anyway? “Showing the inside of the toilet off will really help sell this place!” someone must have said…
Should we also be concerned about the linoleum curling up along the bottom edge of the bathtub?
I thought it was trying to crawl into the tub!
Yuh. Winterizing fluid makes much sense. The house is in northern Minnesota and probably empty at this point. If they are keeping it unheated, then they dont’ want pipes to burst.
Not too obscure but still ewww.
Uristat referrence is not obscure to us nurses. But I do think the red stuff is antifreeze in this case.
THE ADVERTS LIED TO ME!
They told me that stuff was blue when it comes out of the woman.
It depends on the woman; is her personality basic, or acid?
It’s 2009, I thought avocado green was illegal in all 50 states by now!
Not to mention the web design fail of that “Return to Property Listing” link. Instead of an actual link to the listing, it takes you back one step in your browser’s history.