Sorry, kitty, but the rules clearly state that you must be in a hotel in order to qualify for true Bed Jump status. (Warning: Bed Jump link might not be Safe For Work, depending on what your work is.)
Found By: Tawny
-
-
Copy & paste this:






Ah, yet another house of death from the state of Texas. The one nice touch here is the blood red bathroom which hides the stains from all the owner’s massacres.
I know I’m not the target audience, but I just don’t see the appeal of sleeping surrounded with the carcasses of the things that you’ve slaughtered for sport. Does being able to sleep despite their ever-staring, accusing gaze show how manly you are?
Whoops. Sorry. Totally SFW if you W where I W, which is my house, so I forgot. Maybe everyone should come over to my place and look at the images?
Nice Tiger!
Ok, either you life in a country where people in pajamas are a taboo, or you work for a mattress company. But in all other cases the pictures there seem completely safe for work.
At first I though there was something clone-stamped out at the far left of the carcase on the wall, then I realised it was the rough edge of the log thing they mounted the poor creature on.
I had to move my plush unicorn because I couldn’t sleep with it “looking” at me, so a bedroom like this would be anabsolute Room 101 for me…
Ya know, I’ve lived in Texas for most of my life and have yet to come across a home with dead animals in it. Well, OK, there was that creepy trash guy in LaPorte with the house full of scavenged dead things, but we sorta figured him as a transplant from Deliverance and don’t count him. But aside from him (MEGA CREEPY, you’ve been warned!) as a native Houstonian, let me proudly say that we don’t really shoot every animal that we see. Most of us don’t even shoot at the animals that we can’t see, either.