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Creepy Mannequins

Creepy Mannequins

Aww, don’t fight, mannequins. I’m sure she didn’t mean it when she said your hat made you look like a housepainter on his lunch break. Come on — it’s time for  the Feats of Strength!

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  1. nihil says:

    That first picture with the mannequin in the green dress is creeeeeeepy.

  2. tacomagic says:

    Included: Haunted mannequins at no extra charge.

  3. Dawn says:

    The mannequins match the curtains.

  4. Thalas'shaya says:

    Happy Festivus to the rest of us! If they’d had a stripper pole in THIS house, it really would’ve made the festivus celebration complete. We can hope for next year, eh?

  5. Quark says:

    It looks like one of those modern art exhibits from the art gallery. Give it a title like “Disconnection” and you could auction it off for a good value of the price of the property.

  6. Love the festivus reference. I wonder if the mannequins are supposed to make the listing look more professional. If so, they don’t work.

  7. SM says:

    Bjork and Prince Charles are too shy to mingle just yet.

  8. AnonEMouse says:

    I wonder if the Mannis are there to show the ceiling height compared to an average height person.

  9. flowy dress saitress says:

    Festivus! For the rest of us!

    Happy Festivus everyone!

  10. kristen55 says:

    I still can’t tell if the mannequin thing is someone weird idea of ‘art’, or if real estate agents think sticking them in the houses make them look more lived in, without the hassle of using actual living people. Either way, it’s freakin’ creepy!

    Happy Festivus to the rest of us!

  11. Mandy says:

    Creepy is right!

  12. *Di* says:

    It’s like this French movie – from the 1960′s . . .

  13. Hol says:

    A mannequins and matching curtains — it’s a Festivus Miracle!

  14. Sarah says:

    I love that the listing calls the house “80s retro-chic.” Are we really at the point when we can call ’80′s decor retro?

  15. emperorcupcake says:

    I thought maybe they put them in to show the size of the rooms. Another way to let everyone know the rooms are large is to say something like “large rooms!” Or you could just creep everyone out. Whatever.

  16. Lindsey says:

    I didn’t know Old Navy was adding curtains to their lineup. Great. Now their commercials will be even more creepy. When will people realize that mannequins are just weird and creepy? The only cool mannequin is Jack’s (Mannequin)!

  17. Staging…. gone…. horribly…. wrong….

  18. Naomi says:

    the condo is quite nice, but those mannequins take the creep level way too high for me.

  19. Joey says:

    I think I should be on some wacked out medication to make these rooms stop spinning! Is it like a depth perception test? FAIL!

  20. Kathryn M says:

    Wasn’t aware they were making The Ring 3


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