Modesty Chair! Once again, paging Modesty Chair! Your services are required in Illinois! Please report to Chicago, Modesty Chair!
Those of you with no shame can click on the Modest versions to see the nekkid ladies. And the nekkid butterfly. At this point you should be asking yourself, “Do I want to see a naked butterfly?” Only you can answer this question. Or rather only you should answer this question, but this real estate agent has decided that yes, hoo boy, you really want to see a naked butterfly.
Found by: Elizabeth
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I once had old trunks that I tried to pretend were coffee tables. Know when that was? When I was a flippin’ poor student with a minimum wage job trying to pay my way through college. Just sayin’.
As students. I used the package boxes for my television and computer as tables. Just turn the box upside down, throw a tablecloth over the box and no-one knew the difference.
Fear not, Chair is outside, taking a break from his modesty duties with a few friends around a table.
Is it me, or are there just too many suits of armour in that house? Tho previously I’ve not considered whether one can have too many.
I’m wondering what all those towels draped over the trunks are hiding.
Nice house; awful decor
So why are the ladies/butterflies all nekkid but the dude in the corner is all covered up? I demand gender equity in all things nekkid.
Happy holidays, everyone.
I guess we’ve answered Joey Tribianni’s question of “you don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”
Thank goodness for Chair!
You guys know what I’m looking at?
That nice globe.
Have a great Christmas and New Years Sara and all Fellow Lovelyites!
Thanks, and to you, too!
Judging by the “style” (if you can call it that) of the butterfly and nekkid lady and other paintings, I’d say that they were all painted by the same person, who I’d bet is also responsible for this house’s interesting (ahem) decor. Unfortunately, there aren’t enough modesty chairs to cover up the results.
Not only naked, but also disturbing. I don’t think the human body is meant to bend that way.
I guess it is good to see that even those with fancy expensive houses like using decorating on a dime skills, along with horrendously poor taste in decor and art.
I see what’s going on here. It’s a house of ill repute. Nekkid lady paintings and a desk chair that is clearly participating in bondage. Shameful.
I’d never before thought of the naked butterfly. It’s a new species!
Actually, I think that second one is a naked flower-lady being visited by a butterfly….
Just sayin’ that I think that’s a pretty good way of censoring stuff you have there.
Baring the nekkid art, this is a pretty nice house!
It’s called STAGING! Why don’t people DO that any more?!?!
You know the rule, don’t show a house empty? I don’t think it applies here.
What’s the logic behind that rule, anyway? Is the idea that people can’t imagine what a house would look like with furniture in it?
I think it is to spark ideas like “My sofa would look nicer than theirs in here.” Or else it is to prove that a dining room set actually fits in said dining room.
So am I the only one who can see an “Arnie- terminator” style red eye shining out of the photo 7 in the suit of armour? If you buy this house just be prepared to assert your rights many times, in the past, present and future and especially after the scary bit has passed and you think it is all over.
Cheers for a new year everyone ( :
That is one seriously nekkid butterfly.
I’m left to wonder why they have two formal dining tables, apparently within view of each other. Anyone? Add that to the decor and I’m inclined to think that high-ranking SCA members lived there. Feast days ahead!