Ah, Christmas is over. Time to take down the tree, lug the boxes out to the recycling bin, maybe light a fire and relax… by the way, has anyone seen Santa? Santa?
Uh-oh. This is bad. Put the children to bed, quick.
Found By: Larissa
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So are there two kitchens in this house? And what’s up with removing the sink cabinet doors and toilet tank lids?
What the heck was going on in here? The kitchen looks like maybe somebody (someTHING?!?) was chewing on the cabinets and countertops, and the fireplace…. ye gods, the fireplace. Were they burning the furniture to keep warm?!?
Looks like the original color of the kitchen units were green, but the owners thought they could save on the cost of refitting the kitchen by painting the units white using gloss paint. Unfortunately they failed to take into account the humdity caused by cooking, so the paint has started to flake off. Alternatively, the chef liked having long fingernails.
And the ‘bedroom 2′ dimensions: 7×14? SEVEN FEET by fourteen? Good grief.
Reminds me of the time when, after roommates had finally moved out, we had the living room all to ourselves. We unfolded the sleeper couch and prepared to cuddle in front of a nice fire, made of those artificial sawdust-and-wax logs they sell at the grocery store. But before we could really settle down one of us decided to poke the fire. This, you don’t do with sawdust and wax. It turned into a roaring inferno that extended well out the top of the chimney. We spent the remainder of the evening clutching each other and staring at this hell-fire, hoping it would burn out before igniting anything else.
Forgive me…I laughed like a maniac at “clutching each other and staring at this hell-fire,” although I am certain it was not funny at the time.
Thankfully the agent had the good sense to lower all of the toilet seat lids before taking the pictures. Judging by the condition of the rest of the place, that’s probably a good thing.