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Chaircation

Dec. 5, 2009

Chaircation

Ahhh. Secure in the knowledge that Chariturday will be a weeklyish event, Chair relaxes on the balcony.

Note: this isn’t from a listing. It’s just a photo. I’m branching out. Or cheating, whatever, it’s my frigging blog and I CAN DO THAT DON’T TELL ME I CANT ooooh wait sorry. I should be more calm. More like Chair. Inhale… exhale… inhale… exhale…

Found By: JoAnne

Loveliest comment, by Celine: Cheat away, lady. I’m sure we’d all like to be sitting with (not in, because that would be wrong) Chair, watching life go by.

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Pulling down window shades is no use at all / The kids and the neighbor can peep right through the wall

Dec. 4, 2009

foil curtains

Hey, guys! Elvis is alive! And in Kansas City, of all places! Man, he’s not even trying to hide.

Found By: Patricia. Tinfoil explanation, of a sort, here, for our younger readers.

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There was a young woman who lived in…

Dec. 4, 2009

Flats a princess could live in:

Princess Flat

Flats a princess could not live in:

flats

Found By: Johanna. Shoes from Modista. And yes I know what a flat is. Don’t overthink it.

Loveliest comment, by gvh: Is she meant to be adjusting her knickers?

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The Finest Alpaca Farm I Ever Saw

Dec. 3, 2009

Alpaca Farm

Alpaca Farm

Alpaca Farm

“What’ll I do with my pet when I sell the house and it’s time to move? Alpaca!”

Get it? Al-pack-a? I’ll-pack-her? Oh, my sides, my sides…

Found By: Tricia

Loveliest comment, by gvh: What I love about Llamas and their brethren is that intense far away look they have, peering into the distance without focus. As if there’s something very serious and melancholy on their mind. ‘My dear, sweet Nicolai. Though we may never meet again, my heart will hold eternally safe what the secret police could not kill.’
Or something.

alpacafarmscreen

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Creep Factor Off The Charts

Dec. 2, 2009

Creep Factor

Know what’s really bothering me about this? The more I stare at it? It’s almost symmetrical… but then not quite. It’s bugging me, really bugging me, that they’re short a witch over on the right side. How could they take the look this far and then just quit?

Oh yeah plus I’m bothered by the whole freaking thing and they have Chucky dolls all over their house including the kid’s room and I just don’t get it but whatever, it’s NOT SYMMETRICAL.

Found By: Carol

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773: Picture 4 on the main listing page – is that a cryogenic suspension unit?

CarmenT: Yes, but only for lettuce and milk and small fowl.

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Should Probably Take Off The Link To Google Street View

Dec. 1, 2009

Body Outline

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

Found By: Gord

Loveliest comment, by u: My wife and I did this with our two dogs and a cat a couple of years ago for Halloween at the end of our driveway. A couple of days later, a concerned (but inattentive) neighbor knocked on our door saying that someone had done a terrible thing in front of out house–it was obviously an implied threat to us. I had to get out the hose that afternoon because she was so upset for us.

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