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Funny Real Estate Listing - Poor Man's Playboy Lagoon

I’ve created life! LIFE!

Bwa ha ha ha…

Found By: Scott

Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: Apparently the swordfish/marlin couldn’t stand it either.

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  1. Alissa says:

    Perhaps this is the original time travel hot tub.

  2. mudslicker says:

    Apparently the swordfish/marlin couldn’t stand it either.

  3. omdroid says:

    Looks like a good place for my sharks with frikken laser beams.

  4. Claire says:

    Ooh! Waffles!

  5. Vivian says:

    Can I insert an “Actually I really want this” tag here??

    Houston’s about to have the coldest weather we’ve had in about 14 years. A hot tub sounds good. As long as I don’t have to get out afterwards.

  6. Alicia says:

    Wasn’t this hottub featured in an episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer? But it was overflowing with demon slime in that particular shot. . .

  7. Kate says:

    Swordfish is catching some SWEET air

  8. Justine says:

    Hef’s place is lookin’ a little run down these days.

  9. Texchanchan says:

    What that gym needs is the philodendrons from the house a few weeks back to give the perfect jungly effect. http://lovelylisting.com/2009/11/attack-of-the-killer-house-plant.html

    Actually, isn’t this an excellent deal for $195,000 in California? what with the hot tub, a “cassita,” and outstanding landscaping. Neat and nice inside, too.

    • Land of shimp says:

      Exactly. It’s in California, it isn’t a pit, and it’s under 200k. How short a sale are we talking here? Generally anything under 200k in California makes me nearly weep.

  10. bikerchick says:

    Eeeewwwww. House ‘o Bacteria there. Did you catch the frothy green goo on the garden pond? The mold on the rock bar? And mung. And fur. And smegma. Everywhere you look. ::running to shower now, mmmkay?::

  11. francesbean says:

    Looks like the hot tub they always end up in on ElimiDate

  12. nowhere says:

    Lighting and set design by Mario Bava.
    Seriously, I’m getting a real “Hercules Unchained” vibe off this room.

    • LMA says:

      I think you’re right — like, the only men who have ever soaked in that tub, and there have been a few, have equal quantities of back and chest hair and they all wear those Italian coral “no evil eye” fingers on heavy gold chains.

  13. WigWam says:

    Oh my goodness! They good the mad scientist’s fish-man tank from “The Blood Waters of Dr. Z!!”

    Okay, I just showed my MST3k dorkitude.

  14. Fanboy Wife says:

    Someone likes the Rainforest Café a little too much.

  15. Joules says:

    The tub, I can live with. (Actually, I rather like the idea of it, in an oddly pseudo ‘let’s get back to nature’ sort of way.) The Cthulhu clone IN the tub…. yes, I’m sure I could accustom myself to it. Although it does, of course, depend on where the tentacles end up.

    But the swordfish hanging on the wall?…

    It’s hideous. It’s got to go.

  16. pepsibookcat says:

    Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.


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