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Peeping Realtor Is Watching

Funny Real Estate Listing - Peeping Realtor Is Watching You

Just think of this as an “aspirational” photo. You, too, can move here and yell at kids to get off your lawn!

Found By: Anon

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  1. Angel says:

    “I always feel like…. somebody’s watching meeee…”

  2. ann says:

    Nope, don’t want: I don’t want any place where I’d have to read some long tech manual before I can figure out the shower! (And why is there a closeup picture of a doorknob?!?)

    • mystic_eye_cda says:

      The close up of the doorknob isn’t as weird as the close up of the sunburst mirror. At least the doorknob presumably is going to stay with the house.

      All the shots are way too close, they make a small space look smaller.

    • madmaximus says:

      I think a better question is why aren’t there more closeup pictures of doorknobs. The other realtors are going to see this and kick themselves! I predict it will be the next “filthy open unflushed toilet”!

  3. AnonEMouse says:

    Ann-I’m a bit confused myself for you as the shower doesn’t require a manual. There’s only one lever you turn to turn it on. The other circles on it are where jets of water come out. As for the doorknob pic; it’s to show you the type of hardware that is located throughout the place as some people like high end hardware, versus the no-name cheap looking brass doorknobs.

  4. Stuart says:

    I’d leave a comment, but that might mess up the apparent alphabetical comment posting order, so I won’t.

  5. Yudo Nomi says:

    There’s something…sleazy?…about the middle finger ring.

    Still maintaining alphabetical order in the comments.

  6. Yudo Nomi says:

    Oh, that’s a left hand. Um…nevermind.

  7. GinGin says:

    It’s got a doorknob! Sold!

  8. Land of shimp says:

    Perhaps they are trying to market to agoraphobics? “Your view of the world.”

    Is there something special about the doorknob that I’m missing? Is it supposed to be a “period detail”?

  9. dissimilitude says:

    Well, hey, I’ve been LOOKING for a house that’s 72 degrees Fahrenheit!

    • madmaximus says:

      Your point is excellent and well received. When I become a realtor (someday) I will carry around a sharpie and ensure that I get good pictures of thermostats reading that temperature to make the home look as lovely as the majority of these ones are.

  10. Dawn says:

    Okay, that’s just creepy and weird.

    That said, the house is beautifully and tastefully decorated.

    I like the arrangement of pictures on the walls, lamps, bedding and even the hand towels.

  11. robyn says:

    And why photograph the current owners’ bed? Or does that come with the house? Does it include bedbugs?

    >bleah<

  12. Naomi says:

    lovely photo of the bed. it must be included in the sale since it was featured in one of the photos.

  13. Joan says:

    The lid is down and contents presumably flushed. What more can you ask for?

  14. Dawn says:

    Apparently they took the creepy picture off the listing.

    They learn what NOT to do on this site. LOL

  15. Siddy says:

    How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat??


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