
…and fish. And a vacuum cleaner. And a green bucket. It’s all I need for a good time. Yeah!
Found By: Lindst
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…and fish. And a vacuum cleaner. And a green bucket. It’s all I need for a good time. Yeah!
Found By: Lindst

For Lent, Chair has given up dignity.
Found by: Suga (not from a listing)
Loveliest comment, by Jorg: Being an old fashioned sort of girl, Chair dresses modestly in loose, flowing clothes in order to conceal the impending arrival of Stroller.


“Artists beware: your imagination could very well run wild,” says this real estate agent. And look, here’s cute lil’ Imagination right now, as seen in the listing:

Loveliest comment, by Metz: It’s Basement Cat’s cousin Balcony Cat! If the ceiling is Heaven and the Basement is Hell, then the Balcony must be Purrgatory!
Found By: Billy

This is too good to be true, isn’t it? I don’t care. I want to believe.
Loveliest comments, by Dono1 and Claire, need to be seen in context…
Found by: Madonna



What? All this for just $900 a month? Mais non, mon cabbage. It’s a sublet. C’est clair que you just get those two shelves in the middle photo. One for you to sleep all curled up cosy-like, and one for your stuff. Adorable!
Found By: Michael
Loveliest comment, by ann: why in the world would this person need the multiple dishes and glasses? I mean, sure, they apparently managed to squeeze in the one boyfriend for the photo session, but does anybody seriously think whoever lives here needs place settings for four?!?


You might be tempted to tickle that belly you can see reflected in the mirror. But don’t. Just don’t. I somehow get the feeling this is the house of a very, very serious person.
Found By: Kristin
Loveliest comment, by Kate: Hold on a sec, crazy armed intruder! I have to find the stepladder to uh, dust my knicknacks. Yeah, see how dusty it is up there?
Yup, doin’ some dusting. Just stay riiiiight where you are. In fact if you could close your eyes for a sec that would be really great.
I’m just gonna go in this closet… find that ladder… it’s in here somewhere! OK there it is. OK now I’m gonna come back reeeeal slow now… don’t open your eyes!!
Wait till I say “when”!!



Ooohhh no! It’s another BATF stand-off (not to be confused with a WTF stand-off). But this time… this time there were casualties. And we know them well.

Why? WHY??

Oh, Chairs. You gave all you had in the service of… um… whatever this stand-off was about. We will always remember your sacrifices.
Loveliest comment, by bryn: Chair’s cousin, Armchair, is dressed up as a ghost. Not sure if this is a Halloween thing, or he’s just in mourning and trying to commune with Chair and Chair again.
Found By: Jeffrey