Hmmm… there’s one thing missing from this shower. What could it be? Oh! I know:
Ah. Much better.
Found on the always excellent Facebook group “For oss som fascineres av bildene på Finn.no.”
Loveliest comment, by Nana: My eyes!! OMG, my eyes!!! (2 acrossed)
“If you can’t say anything nice, then what the hell are you doing with a blog on the Cheezburger network don’t say anything at all,” yes? Do not comment that it looks like someone painted the walls with melted MAC “Russian Red” lipstick they found in an 1980s time capsule?
They’re looking at me. I can tell. They want to touch me. They want to put their little doll hands in my hair. Please make them stop. Please. Please.
Mmm, a big serving of ectoplasm for dinner. Eat up, kids!
Found by: Cristina
Loveliest comment, by sally: Laugh all you want, but you have no idea how much it costs to wallpaper a bathroom in thinly-sliced wagyu beef.
*rrrriiiinnnngggg*
GET UP GET UP THE ALARM IS RINGING GET UP GET UP GET OUT OF YOUR JAMMIES GET DRESSED GET DOWN THE POLE QUICK THE SCHOOL BUS IS COMING GO GO GO GO GO!
Found by: Teri
Loveliest comment, by Fuzzy Chef: (buying more lottery tickets)
I can’t imagine why anyone from San Francisco would be interested in this house! No siree! Of course not!
(c’mon, lucky numbers!)
“Property Type: One And Three Quarters – Single Family Dwelling,” says the listing; presumably the three-quarters is for the extra dimension you see if you stare long enough at the wallpaper.
*exhales*
Found by: Devin
Loveliest comment, by anodean: You think to yourself, “OK, anybody can make a mistake: it looked interesting in the store.” If only it were that simple.
It’s not easy to wallpaper a stairwell. Someone had to stare at that stuff for *hours* – near and far, matching the seams and moving the scaffolding – had to watch great, more-than-one-story-high swathes of the stuff going on – without ever dropping the brush in the paste pan and saying, “Honey, this just wasn’t our best idea.”
You’ve only got that amount of time to save your own life, you know? Once it’s up, it’s got you.
So, why hang this wallpaper? Because the stuff underneath it *told* them to.
Baby Chairs! Get down off that table immediately! I leave you alone for five minutes and you cover yourself with paint, hide the fire extinguishers, and start jumping on the furniture. Tsk, tsk. I’m not going to be able to trust you on the deck for a loooong time, am I.
Found by: rtha
Loveliest comment, by Lisa W: So nice of Lovely Listing to show diversity. Little Red with her legs in metal braces has no trouble hanging upside down from the table like her sibs. Her courage brings a tear to me eye.
So all this time when I thought she was at preschool, it turns out my daughter had a career going as an interior decorator. I’m so proud.
Oddly, the listing doesn’t show the Wiggles-themed room she includes in every house (it’s sort of her trademark). You’ll just have to trust me when I say it’s fabulous.
Found by: Rachel
My fellow Americans: you know how Europeans are all “oh, you Yanks, you think a 100-year-old house is old, you are so funny, my aunt lives in a house that was built by the Aurignacians, look at you and your silly screened-in-porches and modern wiring?” Yeah. I’m okay with that.
This listing here shows all all Europeans live. Every. Single. One.
Found by: Nina
Loveliest comment, by TacoMagic: I always wanted to live in a giant bread oven. Think of how easy it would be to bake!
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