This patriotic montage listing states that the house has “an outbuilding that could very easily be converted into a pool house (and the addition of an in-ground pool).” And I’d be the Queen of Georgia, if I lived in Georgia and were its queen.
Found by: Teresa
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2300 square feet or so. Hmmm. Somehow that is not “space beyond belief” to me. I guess I must be what they call in the real estate business a “hard sell.”
Notice there are NO interior shots. That’s because (and I quote): “REHABBERS DELIGHT!” – “an architectural gem waiting to be RESTORED to its original glory.” – “owner started the remodeling project” – “property has ”great bones” but was in need of some updating and cosmetic changes.”.
Yes, we should buy a relatively small house that is so in need of rehab they won’t show you us the inside!
I see skies, of blue. Red roses, too… and I think to myself, what a wonderful world!
The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky
That’s what I wanna show to people walking by
The hideous interior…it just wouldn’t do
All they’d be saying is “ew, ew, EW!”
“Buy it, rehab it, and entertain IN STYLE in 2009!”
That’s so last year.
Dream big!
Does it come with a combine?
My fingers are crossed for a pot of gold…did you see the size of that rainbow?
There are no photos of inside the house. Must be a real dump. But look at that rainbow!
Well, we do have queens in Georgia, pageant queens. Just remember your biggest dream is world peace.
It’s a beautiful house with a nice backyard and you’ve got 4 bedrooms for a good price – what, is it a crime scene or something? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?
When my daughter was looking for a house in Alaska, she viewed a home where a murder/suicide had occurred, and they had not even cleaned up the crime scene before showing the house! Another house she named “A River Runs Through It” because come the spring thaw a stream literally ran through the middle of the house. I don’t see a stream in the exterior photos of this house, so I’m guessing either the interior is covered in blood & guts, or there’s a demonic possession going on.
Not one picture of the interior … hmmm … is “space beyond belief” real estate code for “someone illegally knocked out all the interior walls and removed all the fixtures”?
Nope, it’s real estate code for “someone illegally knocked out all the exterior walls and removed all the evidence.”
Heee! I think I thought all of these exact thoughts when I found it. Seriously we’re househunting in Michigan right now and there are some real gems in those listings. LOL Since I’ve found this site each and every listing I look at I’m not only looking for living potential but also Lovely Listing Potential as well. Thank you Sarah for posting this.
Wait, wheat?
It’s a-maize-ing…this is barley within the thresh-hold of “location photos.”
“Rehabber’s Delight”? Is that anything like “Rapper’s Delight”?
“Then I went over to a friend’s house to rehab,
But the house just ain’t no good;
I mean, the walls are really shabby, the space is smooshed,
And termites done eat all the wood!
So your heart starts pounding, and you think of a lie,
And you say that you gotta go to work,
But your friend says, “Man, you promised to help!
You ain’t leavin’ me now, you jerk!”
Is Amber Waves related to the delightful Amber Lamps?
Actually that flat spot over there by the potential pool house would make an excellent site for a tennis court, or perhaps a riding stable. This thing has so much potential.
At least they’ve taken down the shot of the leaves…still no interior shots, though. And most of the exterior pics are at least 20 feet away…
maybe the whole thing smells funny (possibly due to whatever makes it a ‘rehabber’s delight!’), and the photographer couldn’t bear to get any closer?
LOL, I love it. I actually know the family who owned/owns this house.
Three Oaks, MI is a quaint little town for people who aren’t rich enough to live on the beach at Lake Michigan.
I know the family moved to a neighboring town for their boys to participate in sports. I believe there is a tennis court/basketball court next to the house. The road it sits on would be better off if it was gravel, it’s awful.