Included: washer, dryer, very tall brown-eyed 73-year-old man, dishwasher, oven. Yes, it’s a little odd he had his license in the listing, but look! What else is he going to do with it? There’s no fireplace to throw it on to.
(Modesty Chair‘s cousin, Privacy Chair, is doing this man a favor. The listing reveals all his details… just like this post reveals all my insanity.)
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Wow, either someone sneezed on that photo or that’s a lot of orbs!
Alabama… current listing… I’m going to go with “pine tree pollen” for 500, Alex. That stuff is everywhere, and much more powerful than Zyrtec.
“FRIST” eat yur hearts out…..Again “FRIST”
I find it ironic that his listing agent, Danielle Turner, has one of those Witness Protection Program silhouettes with a big “?” mark where her face should be displayed on the info page. Yet there’s poor Floyd (who probably has no idea that Danielle hasn’t bothered to check that his online listing has been properly posted) left to the identity wolves .
Note the “Organ Donor” on there. That’s just their way of letting you know he’ll be there for you when you have a heart attack after seeing what a great deal you’re getting on the house.
Is he advertising that he’s an organ donor? I, too, have a “pull tab” piece of tape on my license to help extract it from my wallet!
Oh, is that what that is? I thought he’d taped it to a scanner, or… or something. OK, I had no idea what the tape was for.
I sent ol’ Floyd an email pointing out that his drivers license was posted online…
good, I hope ol’ Floyd sues this crazy realtor.
I think the orbs are water spots on the window that this picture was taken through.
Lot 1,897,473,536 sqft
that’s a lot of lot.
A lorra lorra lot
You can also use the bathroom as a third bedroom! Or office!
The weird thing is that apparently Floyd uploaded his drivers license himself to this listing somehow… in 2008.
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I’m thinking maybe Floyd comes with the house. “Ah wuz born here, Ah’ma gonna die here.”
I bet he’s handy!
It looks like the photo was removed after a couple of comments pointed it out along with anyone that sent in emails. Let me add that person to real estate agents to never use for buying or selling.
Off topic, I know, but is it in normal in the US to put race on a driver’s license?
Yup. But really, when you think about it, why not? My pasty white skin is as good an identifying element of me as my height, weight, hair or eye color.
Apparently it is in Alabama. California doesn’t.
There isn’t much standardizing in US drivers licenses. Some states include a person’s weight, some don’t. Some apparently list their race, some don’t. Some states have been the credit-card style (complete with magnetized strip on the back) for a long time, other states I may or may not have lived in just changed a couple years ago from a laminated piece of paper… Not kidding!
I keep humming the theme song to the worst James Bond movie ever… “He’s got a license to sell!”
So am I the only one bothered by the fact that apparently the state of Alabama issues a “Driver License” as opposed to a “Driver’s License”?
Just me?
Alrighty then.
Actually, I have a Florida (valid in Florida only) driver license, and a New York State driver license.