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Funny Real Estate - Disco Hause
Funny Real Estate - Disco Hause

Funny Real Estate - Disco Hause

I want — slup! — to say something about — slup! — this house, but — slup! — every time I try to look at — slup! — the wallpaper, my — slup! — eyes just slide down off it. Slup! So shiny. So metallic. Slup!

Found by: Sandra

Loveliest comment, by glory von hathor: I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years.
But the wallpaper pattern would awake me,
Cray-cray pattern made of fears.

Funny Real Estate - Disco Hause

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  1. Christy says:

    Is that a round bed?!

    • Lindsey says:

      I think so. I bet if you clap your hands twice, all the lights turn off and the bed starts moving in circles.

      Either I’m having deja vu or this house looks creepily similar to my great-grandparents’ old house. (Which makes my previous comment scare me even more.)

  2. mudslicker says:

    Oh, it’s French Canadian. That explains the French Provocational decorating scheme.

    • ann says:

      I dunno…. it kind of blows my mind, ’cause I’ve somehow always had this image of Quecquois having good taste…..

  3. Linda says:

    makes me want to throw up!

  4. Catherine Barrier says:

    ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

  5. Matt says:

    You missed the awesome linoleum tile and “working TV on top of non-working TV” motif!

    http://media.remax-quebec.com/img/stage/0054/m8278806-sfm23-01.jpg

  6. Angel says:

    I really thought that 70s shiny wallpaper would have all disintegrated by now.

    • busy @ work says:

      non, non mon ami, the 70′s were made from non-biodegradable, man made fibers. It will be with us for tens of thousands of years.

  7. That last wallpaper start moving if you scroll fast.

  8. Kae says:

    Why, why, WHY do realtors insist on including vertigo-inducing shots down stairwells with psychedelic wallpaper?

  9. Kate says:

    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing

    Everyone around
    Love them, love them
    Put it in your hands
    Take it, take it
    There’s no time to cry
    Happy, happy
    Put it in your heart
    Where tomorrow shines
    Gold and silver shine

    (repeat chorus)

  10. It’s not just the ancient wallpaper. It’s how well the old wallpaper has been kept up that scares me a little. The owner can’t even say: Oh, we put it up, and haven’t thought about it in years. NO! This wallpaper is lovingly cared for.

  11. Liz says:

    So, if Marie Antoinette was Canadian and had a rumpus room?

  12. Someone says:

    Could you turn down all the patterns? I’m trying to read and I can’t hear myself think!

  13. Dawn says:

    I’m pretty sure that my mother had the floral one in the kitchen at one time.

    That was back in the 70′s … and the paper has been replaced … with new wallpaper (not as shiny).

  14. Aoife says:

    Hate to admit it, but I like the wallpaper in the middle pic. Had something very similar in my room growing up – with apple green shag carpeting, of course. Sigh, the good old days.

  15. Wolverine Girl says:

    I loved the apologies to Douglas Adams. Now all we need is for someone to crash this into the sun.

  16. Stuart says:

    Even though it looks very clean, I can still smell Habitrail when I look at the decor.

  17. Charlene says:

    This is *the* quintessential grandmere house. There are probably twenty of these on my block.

  18. GinGin says:

    Can’t you just picture Lisa Douglas in that bedroom?

  19. Old Geezer says:

    Foiled Again! And again and again…..

  20. glory von hathor says:

    I am tired, I am weary
    I could sleep for a thousand years.
    But the wallpaper pattern would awake me,
    Cray-cray pattern made of fears.

  21. monkeydragon says:

    Barbie’s 70′s Nightmare House?


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