Lovely Listing’s fashion tips! Every day before you go out, check in the mirror that your hair is properly arranged and your makeup is just so. Then weigh yourself. More than three pounds above or below your ideal weight? Stay home, just stay home.
Found by: Annie
Loveliest comment, by Anodean: Well, here’s another “No wonder they’re leaving!” listing : something *deeply troubling* clearly emerges from the ventilation system grill just above the scales on a regular basis.
The homeowner has arranged for reflected light – *bronze tinged* reflected light, from special bronze-backed mirrors – to shine upon it at all times. If the intrusion comes at night, when this measure may be somewhat compromised by lack of natural light, anything stepping upon the scales will clearly activate the stereo system in the wall above to deliver pre-set backup defense at volume.
Works fine, as the lack of stains and damage shows; they’re just sick of listening to the BeeGee’s in the middle of the night.
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Wow, I used to have one of those on the ceiling!
Really?
How did you weigh yourself?
Hahahaaaaa…..nice.
Well, here’s another “No wonder they’re leaving!” listing : something *deeply troubling* clearly emerges from the ventilation system grill just above the scales on a regular basis.
The homeowner has arranged for reflected light – *bronze tinged* reflected light, from special bronze-backed mirrors – to shine upon it at all times. If the intrusion comes at night, when this measure may be somewhat compromised by lack of natural light, anything stepping upon the scales will clearly activate the stereo system in the wall above to deliver pre-set backup defense at volume.
Works fine, as the lack of stains and damage shows; they’re just sick of listening to the BeeGee’s in the middle of the night.
You have succeeded in making me afraid of this listing.
Eugene Victor Tooms!
Oh…this is in Tiberias, Israel. I was really looking to settle somewhere in Caligula, Liberia.
Augustus, Georgia?
oh, there too!
I note, also, that the upper left mirror tile doesn’t match the rest for size.
If you have enough of a body image issue to be obsessively weighing yourself every day on your way out the door, perhaps it’s best your mirror shows you a segmented reflection…….I prefer my bad news in small doses, too.
Mirrors: One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong….
The hatch above the scales is actually a doggy-door for a really fat Chihuahua. The owner has given up on talking to the dog about its weight and has now installed the scales to remind the animal each time in comes home to lay off the humus.
The top left mirror has been PhotoShopped as the imaged reflected is not flipped as it should be. You’d think if they were going to go to the trouble, they would have removed the scale at the same time. Of course just giving it a kick off to the side before they took the picture would have been easier.