Included: washer, dryer, microwave, children of all creeds and races living in peace and harmony.
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All I can say is, the inside looks bigger than the outside…
Three more sunspots to go and I’ll have my lawn patch badge!
Ugh, you have to beat them all before you can use Cut in high grass.
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“Included: washer, dryer, microwave, children of all creeds and races living in peace and harmony.” Except the gay ones. We don’t like them. They’re going straight to hell.
(Note: The views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of the poster, of Cheezeburger, or of anyone who isn’t an effing bigot.)
You know, I thought the same thing — and the little atheist kiddies, too, so I suppose “creeds” isn’t accurate. But I don’t know if they’re actually BSA scouts in the photo, so I let it slide.
Well, that’s DEFINITELY not a Boy Scout flag on the far left, and those uniforms on the right look dubious. I’m going with Indian Guides with a few guests from…what, the Navy?
Oh, and too many flags. One American flag is just enough; and if you can’t find one, just have one kid turn to the side. Every uniform is equipped with an emergency flag.
I just want to give them all a Coke (and a smile). All together now:
I’d like to teach the world to sing….
Oops, looks like the estate agent saw the error of their ways and took down the listing, or at least the photos. I love when the person in charge of the web site at these real estate companies uploads random photos without thinking because that’s what came in the email the agent sent them.
The Tardis (sp?) got tired of traveling all over time with that crazy Doctor and decided to retire into a mobile home parked in Florida.
LOL! And here I thought it became a dog house for a delusional beagle (seriously, the dog thinks he’s a writer and a WWI flying ace, among other things).
And it’s “TARDIS”, since it’s an acronym (“Time And Relative Dimensions In Space”).
You know, I always wondered about the TARDIS. The acronym just equates to a noun, like calling a car a “Street.” The ship itself travels through time and relative dimensions in space.
It’s not like ATM, where the “M” stands for machine… (Incidentally, it always annoys me when people say “ATM Machine.” It’s redundant.
–Justin.
All together now!
For’ard HARCH!
*THUD*
Oops–did you trip on ROOMBA?
No; that was the sound of marching scouts hitting the wall of the tin can–er, mobile home.
Roomba (or HAL, as I named him) occasionally trips over dog toys. When they get caught in his brushes, he trips around the room: Rrrrr-ba-bump-rrrrrrr-ba-bump-rrrrr…
Then the recorded lady’s voice comes on and informs me that HAL needs help. “Error; turn Roomba over and clean brushes.”
I have gotten to know HAL reeeeeally well. Turning someone over just isn’t something you do without at least buying them dinner first.
For some reason I find this to be one of the creepiest listings yet
For some reason I was expecting “Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!” but it wasn’t that kind of Scout.
agreed, I expected young Bostonians with baseball bats and headsets.
If only we had as many volunteers…