It’s a second, bonus Chair post, because this Chair needs our help. What’s wrong, Chair? Not enough Tums? Body modification gone wrong? The first stages of the oil bug disaster? Or is this just a way to give Chairs an antique look?
Please, let us band together to help poor Chair before it completely falls apart. It’s summer (or not, depending on where you live), which is when we need Chair the most. Don’t just turn the page.
Found by: Sarah
Loveliest comment, by Joan: Plastic termites… sort of like the Cooties in that game we played as kids.
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Chair’s got chairworm!
Obviously, chair has just gotten into the vajazzling craze.
Oh, why did I even look that up? Damn you, urbandictionary.com with your huge list of things I wish I never knew about but can’t un-see.
Hmm. It looks like someone has to much fun with the bedazzler last night.
Yea, was gonna say that chair needs a little jewel in every little dot on it. It’s a very pretty picture!
It makes me think poor Chair has a nasty rash. It makes me itchy just looking at it. Chairpox perhaps?
I guess nobody told Chair about the hazards of venturing into the woods after too many wobbly-pops. I think this one found itself a nice patch of poison ivy. Those darned late night campfires are dangerous…
Chair never should have fallen asleep at the tattoo parlour.
Oh, no! The heartbreak of chairiasis.
Oooooh, that was unfortunately close to beer all over my computer
FTW!
The omnipresent Chair explained: rare photo of Chair undergoing sporogenesis.
I’m confused. Is this meant to be symbolic? It’s like I’m looking at one of those Worldvision posters with the starving, big eyed child on it, it’s making me uncomfortable. But I must persevere, for Chair needs our help.
Oh noes! Has developed OsteoChairosis! Set Chair in the sun (vitamin D) with a couple of heads of Bok-chair cabbage every day and it should help. Also use whole wheels of Swiss Cheese as weight bearing exercise. Maybe can walk for Chair-ity as well?
I’d imagine the back of your legs would look really special after sitting in that enbobbled Chair in short shorts. Mmmm-mmm dimply
I’m reading Uglies right now and I just completely flipped out when I saw the oil bug reference
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Plastic termites… sort of like the Cooties in that game we played as kids.
Right at this moment, hundreds of thousands of chairs across the world are suffering from the effects of neglect and lack of care. You have the power to stop this. A single donation of $10 is enough to cure over one hundred chairs. An annual donation of $100 is enough to provide preventative care for over one thousand chairs across the world. By acting now, you can save the lives of thousands of chairs the world, allowing them to lead happy, healthier lives, making the world a happier place for them and their children.
You had me by the third line! Where do I send the money?
Actually the chair picture is a 3D-render. And those little spots on the chair surface are a result of so called irradiance map samples which are shown (if you want) before the last calculation of the render phase.
So, go see Oprah and STFU