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Dog Bomb

funny real estate - Dog Bomb

When I moved into my house, the previous owners helpfully left behind a folder with local take-out menus and the like. Seeing as they’d had two large dogs, I think a photo like this could’ve been useful, too — that way it might not have taken me over a week to track down all the deposits the dogs had left behind. Look! Right there! That’s one of his favorite spots.


Found by: Jesseh

Loveliest comment, by Stuart: Weichert Realtors, where finding you the perfect house is always Number Two. I mean One.

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  1. Kathryn says:

    Such laziness in photography by realtors! That dog could have easily been photoshopped into Chair – greatly enhancing the desirability of this listing.

  2. Nana says:

    Beyond belief that that photo is in the listing.

  3. Hunter says:

    Where’s the explosion? You said bomb, but I don’t see any bombs.

    • cornelia says:

      Oh, there will be bombs…brown bombs.

    • Nana says:

      This is a refernce to “photo bomb,” a phenomenon whereby a lovely photo is ruined by unpleasant behavior in the background which has gone un-noticed by the photographer. Here, of course, our Queen Sara has delved deeper into the concept.

      [I post this for newbies to these sites, one of which I am still sort of am. For the rest of you, sorry for the obvious post.]

    • THE RESISTANCE says:

      KA-BOOM!

  4. Stuart says:

    Weichert Realtors, where finding you the perfect house is always Number Two. I mean One.

  5. caffeinated says:

    It serves as evidence that the yard has been well fertilized. A well-maintained property is an attractive property.

  6. Gerard says:

    I believe the owner said to the doggie “sit”, however doggie was a little hard of hearing.

  7. JMixx says:

    “And out here is the screened porch, which has a lovely view of–oh. Never mind! Everyone back inside!”

  8. robyn says:

    Cute house. I wonder if they have something against curtains–the preschooler’s room looks awfully stark. :(

  9. Cornflakes! says:

    Yeah! A beach ball! Let’s all go out into the yard and play! Oh…what’s this on my shoe?

  10. Jesseh says:

    Lol, surprisingly I still sort of liked the house XD At least I know it’s dog friendly!

  11. Nolly says:

    When I moved into my current home, the previous owners left behind a cat, who left behind several deposits before I found her hiding in a cabinet. It was kind of freaky, since they neglected to mention that they were missing a cat and thought she’d gotten out.


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