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So Realistic! I Can Smell the Coconut Air Freshener!

funny real estate - So Realistic! I Can Smell the Coconut Air Freshener!

So you might be thinking this is bad trompe l’oeil in the photo above. It is not bad trompe l’oeel. It is good tromp l’oil.  Here, from a house on the other side of the globe, is bad trampe l’ouil:

funny real estate - This Home Has a Lot of A-peel

Yes, it’s realistic, but is it desirable? No, it is not, and that is why it is bad tromp l’oull.

At least I hope it’s tromp l’oeil. Because if it isn’t, it means that somebody is actually selling a house that looks like that… nah. That’s crazy talk. Tramp l’oil it is!

P.S. Because I am nothing if not helpful: tromp looey.

Found by: Nina

Loveliest comment, by Stuart: I think what amazes me the most about these is that the roadrunner can go right through them yet the coyote always gets his face smashed.

funny real estate - So Realistic! I Can Smell the Coconut Air Freshener!

Found by: Taya
funny real estate - This Home Has a Lot of A-peel

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  1. Vivian says:

    “The house is getting a little tired but could be made liveable by the energetic purchaser.” I guess it *is* tired… that poor little section of wall just couldn’t keep its eyes open any longer. I can definitively say that I don’t have enough energy to wake up that house.

    On the first one… like! Sneer if you like, but that’s a happy wall.

  2. JMixx says:

    In the listing, they appear to have taken down the photo of sleepy wall. I like the photo of the dining room, though, with Desk and Dining Set cowering in awe of Gigantic Hutch.

  3. Stuart says:

    I think what amazes me the most about these is that the roadrunner can go right through them yet the coyote always gets his face smashed.

  4. xcrutiata says:

    Yea that second one is a unique fixer upper that could really use the help of a can of gas and some matches!

  5. JMixx says:

    Did you say “tramp l’ol”?

  6. cornelia says:

    “the house is getting a little tired” That house looks like it got up early, ran a half marathon, played a game of soccer, hit the gym, took some recreational drugs and stayed up till 4 in the morn at a club shaking its thang and waving glow sticks.

  7. jocool says:

    i’m not sure which creeps me out more: the open door in the hallway on the left of the bottom photo or the woman’s portrait on the right in the first one. and neither curtain is comforting.

  8. Sea says:

    did anyone else notice that “trompe l’oeil” was spelled increasingly worse throughout this post?

  9. robyn says:

    Re: the second listing–do the picture of the dog’s butt sticking out of the shrubbery and the picture of the brown thing floating in the toilet go together? Is this the tromp doh-lay? Or whatever? (sorry, I learned German in high school.)

  10. Sangelia says:

    the first house the storage units in that one bedroom is kinda neat.

  11. Holly says:

    That wallpaper that has the ocean view is actually the same wallpaper in my hairdresser’s salon. I don’t go there anymore.


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