What the hell? I go look at the voting page and I find this:
Some real estate agent is stealing my style, and my LOLcat overlord is taunting me in the headlines! This will not stand. Take this, real estate agent. This is what your listings should look like:
Leave the jokes to the professionals, thank you very much.
Found by: Louise
Loveliest comment, by Vivian: *feels sorry for the poor little photoshopped dog that is about to get run over*
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‘ow much f’rrr y’rrr c’rrr? *sniff*
*feels sorry for the poor little photoshopped dog that is about to get run over*
“Add text to the image using a photo editor where you can select the font? Too much time, this land is priced to sell!”
Looks like done with a stylist, possibly on a black berry. Why wait to get back to the office where you have a full pc and can do a professional listing, just grab your cell cam and upload quick. That will show those other realty places with their fancy cameras and careful staging.
Do you mean “stylus”? It’s possible that a stylist did this, but I don’t think that’s the word you’re looking for. Yes, I’m that kind of person, sorry.
“Oh, SWEETIE, what have you DONE with your COLOR? Green-and-brown buzz-cuts are SO last-season! And that, what is THA-AT? Is that a fringe, or a wind-break? Sit DOWN already, I’m DYING to get to work on you! We’ll get you fixed up, darling, don’t worry. You TRUST me, don’t you? With your HAIR, anyway!”
*smirk*
“Land not actually shown!!!” What the heck does that even mean? The picture shows land – is it not a picture of the land that is actually for sale? And really, what is the point of the dog?
What is the point of any dog when you get down to it?
WTF times infinity!! I mean…how…why….*head explodes*
this is only making sense to me if they’re selling the car before it smashes that poor little stick-puppy
This ad is a perfect example of “haste makes waste”.
And I love this statement:
“zoning is conditionally approved with plans that have been approved.. “
My favorite was “Site Influences: FLAT”
Sara,
Your Photoshop skills are MUCH better than this guy’s!
I will translate this listing for you: BUY THE LAND OR THE DOG DIES!
Honestly, folks, you have to learn to read between the lines.
All that’s needed is a little word balloon coming from the doggie that says “arf”
it’s even funnier if you know that this realtor includes that shot of the car in front of the field in about half of his listings. every listing also usually has a picture of his car.
he really likes his car. he amuses me to no end.