Here’s a question for you. Is the moist stain on its way in to the house — or on its way out?
Found by: Jerusha
Loveliest comment, by bryn: Eeeee, proof of spontaneous human combustion! Obviously someone moved the single remaining shoe (there always seems to be a totally unsinged shoe left behind) before taking the photo, but still
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EWWWW!! Mold! I can feel my airways constricting!
It’s all part of Moist Stain’s evil little plan: “First Bedroom. Then Kitchen and Living Room!,” it thinks. “And then I take over the World with my Creeping Black Death!! Muhahahaha….”
Other: It’s forming itself into the face of Jesus™ in order to confound the local Catholics.
There you go Trademarking Jesus again! Hehe…
What? Were all the burnt toast imprints and greasy windows making god bored so he decided it’d be fun if he came back in the shape of some of that fake puke they sell at Spencer’s gifts?
Well, He decided that the Boxing Nuns and Squirting Baby Jesus™ just weren’t doing enough to get the word out, so plastic vom was the next logical step, along with fake dog poo in the shape of Golgotha.
and here all along I thought that the fake dog poo was in the shape of St. John the Baptist’s head. I’m just not up on my iconography.
No, silly. St. John’s head is rounder. Platter sold separately.
Clearly it is trying to escape. Wouldn’t you? I mean even moist creeping black stains have standards!
I remember this episode! The Fake Rubber Vomit Alien (seen above) leaps onto Spock’s back and fuses with his spine. Then it works its tendrils into his brain and blinds him. How do you sell a property infested with Fake Rubber Vomit Alien? I don’t know, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a licensed and bonded Realtor with a capital “R.”
It’s either leaving the house, or squidging over to the window to peer out.
It was obviously leaving as the listing is now expired.
It’s leaving this house and heading for YOUR HOUSE! DUN Dun Duuuuuun!
When your home’s fungal infestation becomes a sentient lifeform, it’s time to move!
“Hey! Where are you all going? I just got here! I think… Well, I KNOW I just attained consciousness… COME BACK HERE!”
That “moist stain” used to have feet. And a tail. And fur. And probably came in on its own power
“Used to” have fur? It still does!
Eeeee, proof of spontaneous human combustion! Obviously someone moved the single remaining shoe (there always seems to be a totally unsinged shoe left behind) before taking the photo, but still
That’s what happens when Johhny Storm (Fantastic 4) has beans for dinner.
its wearing a toupe duh
This is a natural occurrence in Silent Hill. Pay it no mind.
i dont think that i see a rat in there yuk
Damn…”THEY” were here….LOCK ‘N LOAD! They might have not gone far, so keep your eyes open…If ya see em, then shoot em!