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Somebody Has a Superfan

Somebody Has a Superfan
Somebody Has a Superfan
Somebody Has a Superfan

Move in and join the Cult of… who? Who is that afro’d person? Bob Ross?

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Mr. Kotter? Or possibly Juan Epstein?

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The fat guy who sweats flowers? (Note: I can’t find anything to back this up — not that I’ve tried all that hard — but back when I worked at a store that sold nag champa incense, the understanding I had was that it was based on the odor of Satya Sai Baba’s sweat. This was supposed to be a good thing.)

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My money’s on Gabe Kaplan. It’s the only one that makes sense.

Found by: Clare

Loveliest comment, by PsychoDad: I think I’ll turn my house into a shrine to Juan Epstein (sorry Mr Kotter!)

Signed,

Epstein’s mother

Somebody Has a Superfan

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  1. Lisa W says:

    I vote for Richard Simmons, Sarah. The owner obviously needs reminders to Sweat to the Oldies.

  2. Charlene says:

    I vote for Angela Davis.

  3. susan says:

    Actually it’s Sai Baba, he is a guru and a very peaceful guy, a huge figure in India, he’s loved and followed by millions. (I’m not one of them, I just know who he is) His teachings are pretty awesome, it’s makes me feel a little weird that he’s on here.

    • Sangelia says:

      would explain why there is at least one area set up as a shrine to him.
      I would have said a shrine to the owner’s dead son or grandson the way it looked.

    • Sara says:

      He’s spreading goodness through humor blogs. It’s an untapped audience. It might not be working right, though, if you’re feeling a little weird. You’re supposed to be calm and at ease.

    • PsychoDad says:

      Some Travel Channel doc had a guy going through India and talking to one of these fakirs. His wisdom had the approximate depth of a fortune cookie fortune.

  4. mudslicker says:

    What? no pic magnetized to the fridge? Oh wait! Curses! There’s one on TOP of the fridge.

    I can’t help but think that this hairy monster is the realtor who has managed to photoshop himself into every pic/art piece in the house (I bet his face is on the bottom of the toilet bowl).

    I’m going to call him Smiling Bob and you WILL learn to trust him.

  5. PsychoDad says:

    I think I’ll turn my house into a shrine to Juan Epstein (sorry Mr Kotter!)

    Signed,
    Epstein’s mother

  6. Stuart says:

    It’s definitely Bob Ross. Know how I know? Look at those trees in the middle of the room. They’re happy.

    • mudslicker says:

      Well trimmed bushes….
      ;)

    • robyn says:

      Yes, and they would all be…very…*quiet*…little trees. like you’re *whispering*…in a library.

      Ahh, I miss Bob Ross, really, but especially his predecessor, that German dood who would shout “FIRE IT IN!!” and SLAP the paint WILDLY onto the canvas!! What a contrast those 2 were.

  7. Margie says:

    7 bedrooms and 1 bath. There is going to be a line in the morning.

    • Anodean says:

      “So align your chakras and transcend it! I only just got in here myself”

    • Jean says:

      The ad suggests the rooms could be rented out. That’s between seven & 14 people. “Ok, here’s the bathroom schedule people. Tom, you have the 3 to 3:15 a.m. slot. Susan, you get the 3:15 to 3:30. Henry……..”

    • Dawn says:

      All of those rooms … and only one bathroom?

      That’s all I can think of … only one bath … only one bath … only …

  8. burndiscoinferno says:

    I think it’s a black female, someone’s mom who died? its like a shrine.

    • I Stole Your Hat says:

      It’s an indian Spiritual Guru guy named Sai Baba. He.. does… Something? I don’t really, know much, only that his teachings are followed by people of Multiple religions and he’s the reincarnation of the hindu god of dance and destruction.

      • Poet of Pictures says:

        I once watched a documentary on him. All I can remember is that his main trick is making dust… and thats it.

        Why you make anyone who can make your house slightly dirtier is a mystery to me.

  9. Jeff says:

    no no, it’s a painter, I can’t remember his name, used to be on pbs. painted “happy little trees”.

  10. Frodo says:

    Bob Ross? Mr. Kotter? Epstein? Sai Baba? They all look so much alike? Could they be the same person? The theory is that there’s only one fro and it goes back and forth through time garnishing the heads of many people.

  11. Alleykitten says:

    Oh, it’s definitely Sai Baba. My friend and her family are followers.


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