Oh, dear. Modesty Chair, please report to Craigslist. Modesty Chair, you are needed on Craigslist. (Click on the picture above to see the whole Craigslist post if you must, you smutty person, you.)
Found by: Danielle. The not-quite-relevant-to-real-estate photos have been replaced. The screenshot lives on.
Loveliest comment, by Meej: I think that’s just a photo of the advertised Cable Hookup. At least, it looks a lot like the Hookups that I used to see on Cable as a teenager…
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I’ve always wanted a house where one room has horizontal gravity.
Horizontal gravity, heck. None of the houses I’ve bought EVER came with cheerleaders, OR Elvis!
Check out the smart pumps Elvis is wearing. Clearly, we need a higher resolution picture to clearly make out all the details of exactly what is going on in this post.
An important reminder to clean and disinfect when moving into new digs.
And to double check your pictures before you hit ‘post’!
They’re fighting over who gets to play Mrs. Claus at the office Christmas Party. Yep. That’s it.
Until I clicked through to the screenshot, I really thought the girl’s head was a monkey head.
I’d be more amused if the layout of the place didn’t remind me of Silent Hill: The Room.
I’ve heard of “intimate games” (like “Policewoman and the Bank Robber,” or “Cheerleader and Naughty Coach”), but, honestly, “Cheerleader and the Frumpy Housewife”?
I’m not in the mood tonight, honey. Ever.
Ooh, wait! I thought of a comment I like even better!
“Too bad the only photograph they got of the master bedroom only shows the servant girls…”
Heh heh. Get it? “Master” bedroom?
I think the new trend nowadays is to call it the “Main Bedroom” and get away from the “politically incorrect” use of “Master”.
Yes, Mas– I mean, Yes, Main.
They were very disappointed when they found out that they were not really acting in “Deep Throat 2″.
I think that’s just a photo of the advertised Cable Hookup.
At least, it looks a lot like the Hookups that I used to see on Cable as a teenager…
I particularly like the notation on the listing: “It’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.”
It’s not?
Really??