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funny real estate - Just Keep Looking Up

From the street, we think it is a two-bedroom, one bathroom house.
funny real estate - Just Keep Looking Up
funny real estate - Just Keep Looking Up

But the inside? After we are inside, it’s either a chapel or a set of Goa’uld space transporter rings. Or both! Why not both? Either way, good luck figuring out what the property taxes should be.
Found by: Kelsey

Loveliest comment, by LMA: Just wait until the winter solstice when the sun comes through the giant prism in the kitchen ceiling at *precisely* the right angle and vaporizes anyone who happens to be leaning into the fridge at that moment!
funny real estate - Just Keep Looking Up

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  1. Millk says:

    Whats with the (c)2008? Did I transport 2 years into the past and no one told me?

  2. Hai Dee says:

    Better than 1969. (Although, that wasn’t with the rings…)

  3. Anodean says:

    I am consumed by WANT. It’s like one of those insanely rich, delicious deserts served in tiny, tiny little portions. With tiny little decorations piped on them. Sure, it’s fantastically ridiculous – but it’s tiny! You can enjoy it without guilt! Or terror, because it’s invisible from the street – one car garage, dead yard, no landscaping – and impossible to steal.

    Oh, and best use of wasted attic space *ever*. I am so wanting to retire to the Palace of Versailles version of manufactured housing, now. I could make it out of the scraps I hauled home diving the dumpsters behind the crazy rich peoples’ construction sites… I could DO this.

    Happy sigh. It’s like a beautiful dream… oh, well, yes, it is, I guess.

  4. absepa says:

    SWEET Stargate reference. Love it!

  5. JMixx says:

    I love this house, even though I am not crazy about the miniature Capitol-Dome in the kitchen.

  6. GaryM says:

    At last! We found Anubis’ Summer Cottage!

    • Asgardkid says:

      No, I’d say Ra, you know, in Egyptian myth he was the sun god and this looks like the pallace of Versalles and blah blah blah and please pardon my spelling, I normally speak in the tongue of the Anctients.

  7. chaz says:

    Saving this idea for when I get a place of my own. You know what would also be delicious? doing the dome ceiling effect inside a camper trailer. Outside its a silver bullet circa 1960′s, inside its a grand goa’uld cathedral ring transporter white house wonder!

  8. amie sugat says:

    major case of wants.. so plain and simple on the outside, so wonderfully delicious on the inside. just like me!

    its the inside that counts, right… right…?

  9. zen monkey says:

    I’d definitely consider that if it were in my general neighborhood. Very nice find.

  10. Kae says:

    I think we’re going to have to draw straws to see who gets this one…because I want it, too. (And not just for the interplanetary transport possibility.)

  11. Rattus says:

    Charming on the outside, Snooki’s place on the inside.

  12. Stuart says:

    Seems like such overkill just to make a shortcut from the kitchen to the living room, but then again I’ve heard that the ADA regs are way stricter in Oregon.

  13. Jano says:

    With a little less gazing at the ceilings, the owner might have noticed the desolation outside – not even a lowly boxwood to be seen.

  14. LMA says:

    Just wait until the winter solstice when the sun comes through the giant prism in the kitchen ceiling at *precisely* the right angle and vaporizes anyone who happens to be leaning into the fridge at that moment!

  15. bagofrats says:

    That’s just dirt cheap for PDX….

  16. Mike says:

    Would that be the guest house at Tony Montana’s from “Scarface”?

  17. Sangelia says:

    love the woodwork.
    but then I hate any woodwork that has been painted over. like some shows have done to some gorgeous paneling. when it is stained like it is in parts of this house. it is beautiful.

  18. I was going to agree that bonus points are awarded for SG1 references.
    But I am going to guess that there is a buyer who just SWEARS that this makes their house worth an extra $20k even if most buyers will actually be thinking about how much it will cost to get rid of all that gaudy crap to make the kitchen useful again.

  19. Lindsay says:

    This is Time Lord technology gone horribly wrong

  20. Moo the milk says:

    One day ur sitting in the living room when all of a sudden Nirti or Apophis(maybe even Ra) appear through the ring transporters and you zapped with a zat. The colonel o’neill comes through ur front door guns a’blazin! Lol I’m a stargate freak

  21. Kaz says:

    This Stargate reference MMD. For sure.


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