
From the street, we think it is a two-bedroom, one bathroom house.


But the inside? After we are inside, it’s either a chapel or a set of Goa’uld space transporter rings. Or both! Why not both? Either way, good luck figuring out what the property taxes should be.
Found by: Kelsey
Loveliest comment, by LMA: Just wait until the winter solstice when the sun comes through the giant prism in the kitchen ceiling at *precisely* the right angle and vaporizes anyone who happens to be leaning into the fridge at that moment!

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Whats with the (c)2008? Did I transport 2 years into the past and no one told me?
Better than 1969. (Although, that wasn’t with the rings…)
I am consumed by WANT. It’s like one of those insanely rich, delicious deserts served in tiny, tiny little portions. With tiny little decorations piped on them. Sure, it’s fantastically ridiculous – but it’s tiny! You can enjoy it without guilt! Or terror, because it’s invisible from the street – one car garage, dead yard, no landscaping – and impossible to steal.
Oh, and best use of wasted attic space *ever*. I am so wanting to retire to the Palace of Versailles version of manufactured housing, now. I could make it out of the scraps I hauled home diving the dumpsters behind the crazy rich peoples’ construction sites… I could DO this.
Happy sigh. It’s like a beautiful dream… oh, well, yes, it is, I guess.
SWEET Stargate reference. Love it!
You wouldn’t believe how long I spent trying to find an appropriate clip on YouTube, but it was all “Let’s use the ring transporter!” “OK, I just used the ring transporter right out of the line of the camera!”
How ’bout this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOjMr4jDxFg Although unfortunately it doesn’t show the rings coming out of a ceiling…
By the way, houses like this and Stargate references MMDay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay7FwOKNp6M&feature=related Here’s an animation for rings coming out of the ceiling. (Just helping out the non-Stargaters here, who probably don’t give a care anyway.)
AMEN!!! I know, I was like looking at the pictures like “LOL those look like transporter rings” and then voila!
I love this house, even though I am not crazy about the miniature Capitol-Dome in the kitchen.
At last! We found Anubis’ Summer Cottage!
No, I’d say Ra, you know, in Egyptian myth he was the sun god and this looks like the pallace of Versalles and blah blah blah and please pardon my spelling, I normally speak in the tongue of the Anctients.
Saving this idea for when I get a place of my own. You know what would also be delicious? doing the dome ceiling effect inside a camper trailer. Outside its a silver bullet circa 1960′s, inside its a grand goa’uld cathedral ring transporter white house wonder!
major case of wants.. so plain and simple on the outside, so wonderfully delicious on the inside. just like me!
its the inside that counts, right… right…?
I’d definitely consider that if it were in my general neighborhood. Very nice find.
I think we’re going to have to draw straws to see who gets this one…because I want it, too. (And not just for the interplanetary transport possibility.)
Charming on the outside, Snooki’s place on the inside.
Seems like such overkill just to make a shortcut from the kitchen to the living room, but then again I’ve heard that the ADA regs are way stricter in Oregon.
With a little less gazing at the ceilings, the owner might have noticed the desolation outside – not even a lowly boxwood to be seen.
Just wait until the winter solstice when the sun comes through the giant prism in the kitchen ceiling at *precisely* the right angle and vaporizes anyone who happens to be leaning into the fridge at that moment!
But a Gelfling weilding the Shard will heal the crystal and save the world!
That’s just dirt cheap for PDX….
Would that be the guest house at Tony Montana’s from “Scarface”?
love the woodwork.
but then I hate any woodwork that has been painted over. like some shows have done to some gorgeous paneling. when it is stained like it is in parts of this house. it is beautiful.
I was going to agree that bonus points are awarded for SG1 references.
But I am going to guess that there is a buyer who just SWEARS that this makes their house worth an extra $20k even if most buyers will actually be thinking about how much it will cost to get rid of all that gaudy crap to make the kitchen useful again.
It’s John Soane’s breakfast room. From Merry olde England:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNDmMeJtwVj2fZv182INCHZ6lYS18zuFv4-a1kXjYaj1Liik4&t=1&usg=__B-osCOsn-KRn7zcVdR6L-zD6YqI=
This is Time Lord technology gone horribly wrong
One day ur sitting in the living room when all of a sudden Nirti or Apophis(maybe even Ra) appear through the ring transporters and you zapped with a zat. The colonel o’neill comes through ur front door guns a’blazin! Lol I’m a stargate freak
This Stargate reference MMD. For sure.