Mais non! you say. Surely this clipping, as seen on Fail Blog, is not really from a listing. And I can see why you might think that… but in a world where this made it to the MLS, anything is possible.
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Horsezilla!!!!
Why, just THINK of the compost pile!!
I have a feeling this isn’t real. Google won’t give me anything on “Moravia Orchards”!
Moravia is a town in Idaho, near Bonner’s Ferry. The area is known for its natural beauty, friendly residents, laid-back culture, and giant equines.
Everything’s bigger in America.
Two listings in a day?
*feels dizzy and gropes for a chair*
A horse that big, you do what it says.
Want Excellent Photoshop Skills, so giant horse can be putting the
“neener neener” in Neighbor.
Moravia Orchards — henceforth to be known as the home of the World’s Largest Road Apples.
Hang on. I thought Paul Bunyan had an ox?
Sacre bleu! It is Paul Bunyan’s ghostly horse!
Idahoans have always been visionaries! Now, with fast-food falling more and more out of favor, Idaho’s potato industry is threatened. Horse apples are on the cutting-edge of alternative fuel sources, which will revolutionize the Idaho economy.
“Hell-ll-ll-ll-o, Wil-l-l-l-b-b-ur-r!”
… FTW.
Dude! I could go for a giant horse in my yard. I’d just have to keep up my giant garden with some giant fertilizer.
If I get my own personal Falkor from the never ending story with purchase… I’m in!
Yep, we grow ‘em that big up here. Nothing to do with being downwind of the Handford Nuclear Reservation.