By: Not Sara, Sorry
Honey, can you warm up my tea in the sarcophawave?
Found by: Unknown
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Archive for January, 2011
The Nudes Make it Spacious
Jan. 31, 2011
There are “multiple wet bars throughout the house” says the listing, to which I say “Woo hoo!” Unless by “wet bars” they mean “cases of beer that nobody has bothered to put away after the last Costco run,” in which case I might as well stay where I am.
And come to think of it — maybe I don’t want to live there, after all. I’m pretty certain this house is the direct cause of the worldwide cochineal shortage, and I’d hate to play any part in that. I mean, look at this living room (or great room or game room or walk-in closet or whatever room this is). How many Dactylopiuses had to die to make it that color?
Lots. That’s how many. The house is probably haunted by them. At night you can hear their… uh… chirps? Meows? Howls?
Found by: Toni
Found by: Toni
Via: search.har.com
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Now THAT’S a Houseboat!
Jan. 30, 2011
Bah! Short-sighted people. No imagination. Just one step further and you’d really have something worth bragging about. Here, let me dust off my excellent Photoshop skills and show you what a real visionary would do:
(I use a watermark to stop people from trying to pass my work off as theirs.)
Found by: Pups
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Chairturday! Chair is Angry
Jan. 29, 2011
This Chair surrounds hate and forces it to sit down. Polypropylene! Extruded! Will never be diluted!
From Collect Guixé, via And Far Away.
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Eliphante House
Jan. 28, 2011
By: Not Sara, Sorry
This is what happens when you say “I’ll use this someday, I swear. Don’t make me throw it away.”
It’s either this or Hoarders I guess.
Found by: Unknown
Via: www.nytimes.com
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Come My Child, Come Inside and Sleeeeep…
Jan. 28, 2011
My kitchen has bedroom eyes.
Found by: Miranda
Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: This house has a look that makes me want to put it on my shoulder and burp it.
Found by: Miranda
Via: www.realtor.com
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Where’s the Green Glow
Jan. 27, 2011
By: Not Sara, Sorry
Look, if I’m expected to engage in Alien hatching roleplay, I demand a stab at authenticity.
Found by: Unknown
Via: bedzine.com
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