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Bathroom Fear Factor

Mar. 31, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Bathroom Fear Factor

It’s a good thing you won’t be wearing pants when you sit down to use this bathroom because you’d need a fresh pair pretty darn quick.

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Found by: Erin

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Go Ahead Kids, Jump On Mr. Sleepy Bear!

Mar. 31, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Go Ahead Kids, Jump On Mr. Sleepy Bear!

Unless of course Mr. Sleepy bear is daddy trying to sleep off a hangover from last night’s bowling games. Let’s leave that sleepy bear alone.

Found by: Unknown

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No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze

Mar. 31, 2011

funny real estate - No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze
funny real estate - No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze

Things I have littering my floors:

Lego

Papers I’m going to file any day now

Shoes

The laundry pile

Things I do not have littering my floors:

Carrion

Found by: Robin
funny real estate - No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze

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Vanity’s Playground

Mar. 30, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Vanity's Playground

How do I look washing my hands over here? Ooh how about if I do it over here? Man, I look really great while I’m washing my hands.

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Multi-Faceted House Has Many Sides

Mar. 30, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Multi-Faceted House Has Many Sides

Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to put a puzzle together and you realize right near the end that some of the pieces are missing? I’ll just leave it on the table for a couple days unfinished to teach myself a lesson.

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NFSWednesday: Just a Minute, Please, I’m in the Bath

Mar. 30, 2011

Today is Wednesday which means sorry, this house is Not For Sale (as far as I know, but what the hell, make them an offer and see what happens), so you will not be able to buy this “Skin TV (Triangle Value),” as the architect calls it. Which is sad, because just think how much simpler your life would be if your bathtub was in a clear glass cubicle in front of your window. Friends and/or missionaries popping by could just peek in and see if you were in the bath before ringing the doorbell, thus avoiding any awkward bathrobe-at-the-front-door moments.

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Superhero Dreams

Mar. 29, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Superhero Dreams

A super fort, super bunker, super bed, super hideout and super play structure. This kid is gonna turn out awesome. BAM!

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