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Ow, You’re Sitting on My Trachea!

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Ow, You're Sitting on My Trachea!

Hi, did you just eat lunch? Oh dear, I’m sorry about that. Here, have a seat, the intestines provide fantastic lumbar support.

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  1. Fuznik says:

    That is seriously gross. And I’m a science teacher. I can do a dissection and then eat lunch. I draw the line at this chair, however. If I sat in that I’d hurl!

    • robyn says:

      I’M an OR nurse. And *I* think that thing is nasty!!

      • kirka says:

        I’m a vet and I am not sick at all. I guess thats supposed to a pig. Cause the “flomen” u call it that in english ? looks very fat. Pirtty much as what I saw during vet school (when we had lessons in the slaughter house)

        p.s.: I don’t see any trachea, but I guess that doesn’t help.

  2. Y-lime says:

    Whoa this is amazing!

  3. jayo says:

    I think this passes as “contemporary art”. This chair thing is designed to shock. No thank you, we are allowed to say it’s a piece of crap. Let’s keep to Lovely Listing’s real themes please.

    • mudslicker says:

      This IS totally within Lovely Listing’s parameters.

      I call it “Chair’s Edgy Artsy Cousin”

      Stuart’s Patrick Nagel it ain’t, but sometimes you just have to mix it up once in a while. 8)

      • jayo says:

        Frankly, my cat is much better at exposing chair guts.

        • marcyloo says:

          OMG I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a cat that likes to shred furniture! Right before we got her (@ the shelter) we purchased a LEATHER sofa & recliner…needless to say, we now have stuffing spilling all over the side of the recliner. We’ve tried everything from spraying w/water to making scary sounds & jumping around like idiots…to which she responded with a look that said “mai hoomans hav finlee lost it.”

          • jayo says:

            We have schemed but it doesn’t work. Both cats like the corners of our two sofas, which now look totally reputable. It’s like that.

  4. Jano says:

    I’d give my right eye…oh, wait, poor choice of words. Anyway, I’m really curious to see the matching ottoman.

  5. I wouldn’t have the guts to sit on that…

  6. shrapnel says:

    Blargh! (Accompanied by strangely bell-like, ceramic echo)

  7. jocool says:

    I dig it, even though it’s creepy. But that’s just me. Assisting in the OR and seeing actual bowel and stuff is really more awe inspiring and cool than gross out like in the movies or in, um, sculpture and art.

  8. JMixx says:

    Have these people NEVER heard of an antimacassar?? Sheesh!

    *exasperated sigh*

  9. JMixx says:

    Okay, you provided the link, but I have a hard time believing that this came from a site called “Incredible Things.”

    But thanks for the *url*!

    • mudslicker says:

      Click on the pic again once you’re in “Incredible things” and it will bring you to the “Cult of the Weird” website. That’s a much more interesting read. :)

  10. Sangelia says:

    can we say most likely this was commissioned by a peta person to try and gross folks out by saying ‘this is what you are sitting on, when you sit on leather’.

  11. Bridge says:

    …looks up “antimacassar”…

  12. Bridge says:

    now laughing! :D

  13. LaceyHurwicz says:

    heh heh. jack the rippers FAVORITE chair.

  14. Nekr0mantik says:

    Wish I could afford one of these… :( It’s teh total awesome.

  15. Gregora says:

    I think this would qualify as nightmare fuel. I don’t think I’ll be getting any sleep for the next 3 days.

  16. Anabel says:

    I want this! :D

  17. HorrorArt220 says:

    WOW my mom does horror facepainting- you know, burns, cuts, bruises, haf ur face dacaying away- and I was still shacked when i saw that, but… THATZ AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. chikinjoe says:

    KANEDA! HELP ME!

  19. Akonisinmypanties says:

    Is it terrible that I actually freaked when I saw this because it would go perfectly in my bedroom? I absolutely MUST have this!

  20. cassandra says:

    I am a medical assistant and I think this is cool. definitely no trachea here, but well constructed, nontheless.


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