By: Not Sara, Sorry

Looks like a cozy place to sit out the rapture. Hope you’ve got a couple of good books.
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By: Not Sara, Sorry

Looks like a cozy place to sit out the rapture. Hope you’ve got a couple of good books.
Found by: Unknown
Via: dornob.com
There are no air holes. You’d suffocate before you’d die from whatever you are hiding from.
There is a pipe sticking up.
The model’s posture says it all. You’re in there for 30 seconds and you lose all will to ride out the apocalypse.
Actually, theologically, the rapture is the part you don’t want to miss.
Unless you just really don’t want to go to heaven.
Political art meets the frequent resurgence of urban myth. We got past the year 2000, then 2001. Once we get past 2012, we’ll be fine.
At least until Apophis arrives in 2036
Maybe a solar panel to keep what ever brand of e-reader charged after swiftly loading it up before everything collapses around your ears?
Actually, if you could cemet this into the back porch, it would make a workable storm shelter for tornado season.
Thats what I was thinking – tornado shelter. But I want mine tucked into a corner of the basement.
Rapture? Rapture? There’s no such thing as rapture in the bible! Some bible-beating minister in the 1800′s thought it up. But, if you believe it, well then, when it comes, can I have your steel ice fishing hut?
Your request doesn’t make any sense. If you don’t believe it will happen, why would you ask if you can have someone’s stuff when it does? Think.
Doesn’t have to make sense. Joke, dear, a joke
If you’re referring to the fact the word doesn’t exist, I’m obligated to point out that there’s also no such thing (or word, at least) as Trinity in the scriptures, but that doctrine’s a pretty base-level one. If you’re trying to find pre-1800 thoughts on the issue, try looking for ‘catching up’ in your searches on the subject. From what I understand, that name is drawn from 1 Thessalonians 4, vs. 17: “Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.”(KJV)
You know, I don’t spend all that much time on the other Cheezburger sites, but I’m pretty certain that all their comment pages aren’t quite like this.
Who, in His mercy, will cure me of my airsickness. I hope. Otherwise my Rapture might be ruptured. My joyousness marred by emesis. My salvation, by regurgitation. My–well you see what I mean.
awesome prison cells for molesters and such people
stacked by 10 and send em to an oil rig >:)
You forgot the last step; detonate the oil rig.
Looks like a crematorium to me. Close the doors, and light the pilot. Our dinner guests will be done in 1 hour.