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Hey Dumptruck House, Whatchu Got There, Gravel?

May. 31, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Hey Dumptruck House, Whatchu Got There, Gravel?

I can’t wait to see what comes cascading out of the back of this thing when the hydraulics kick in and tilt the upper level to dump its load. Rubber duckies? Couches? Leaves? Stolen electronics? How exciting!

Found by: Unknown

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Outdoor Bed, You’ve Gotta Be Kidding Me

May. 31, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Outdoor Bed, You've Gotta Be Kidding Me

Where on Earth would it be dry enough to hang a bed from the trees and not have a nasty mold problem to contend with? Here in Seattle this idea just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. It will be sunny for an hour and then a sudden downpour soaking everything for fifteen minutes. By the time you get the damned thing off the platform and under cover, the rain will stop and the sun will come back out. Ridiculous.

Found by: Unknown

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Ta Dah!

May. 31, 2011

funny real estate - Ta Dah!

I think I speak for all of us when I say that I’m imagining a 1940s sister act flinging open the doors in unison as the beginning of a peppy song and dance number.

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funny real estate - Ta Dah!

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Illegible

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I AM IRON MAN’s House

May. 30, 2011

funny real estate - I AM IRON MAN's House

funny real estate - I AM IRON MAN's House

funny real estate - I AM IRON MAN's House

I would buy this $32,000,000 house, but I just bought a new bookcase and sofa from Ikea and I don’t think they’d look right. So it’s all yours, if you want it.

Found by Jen, via here.

funny real estate - I AM IRON MAN's House Loveliest comment, by Lara: $32M, hmm… but you’d have to budget for windex.

Found by: Jen

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The Fireplace Was Distracting From the Wallpaper

May. 29, 2011

funny real estate - The Fireplace Was Distracting From the Wallpaper

PAPER-HANGER BLUES

I’ve wallpapered my fireplace

Papered the chimney, too

Come on over here, baby,

And I’ll wallpaper you

funny real estate - The Fireplace Was Distracting From the WallpaperLoveliest comment, by Anodean:

I got the waaaall papered
Sticky-backed paper hung blues
Yeah, got the waaaall papered
Sticky-backed paper hung blues

Babe I’m starin’ up at these flowers –
An’ wishin’ I was stickin’ to you.

Found by: Stazzy

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Chairs! You’re Letting the Flock Wander!

May. 28, 2011

funny real estate - Chairs! You're Letting the Flock Wander!

Sorry, Chairs, but shepherds don’t get weekends off. Back to work!

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Mayaraschad

Via: Greece

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An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

May. 27, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

When I’m in there it’s like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.

Found by: Unknown

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