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Archive for July, 2011

What, Him? Ignore Him.

Jul. 31, 2011

funny real estate - What, Him? Ignore Him.

And this, readers, is why we always have a house inspection done by a qualified professional before we buy. Without training, you have no way of knowing if that’s a load-bearing pig.

funny real estate - What, Him? Ignore Him. Loveliest comment, by Rincewind: I was just looking through the realtors picture gallery, when I noticed that horrid thing could be seen from another room. Although my first thought upon seeing it a second time, was “It’s FOLLOWING ME!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!”

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Chairouette

Jul. 30, 2011

funny real estate - Chairouette

Sometimes Chair gets lonely, waiting for Chairturday to roll around.

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Ugh, You and Your Alphabet

Jul. 29, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Ugh, You and Your Alphabet

I’m so tired of climbing up so high every time I want to read Margaret Atwood.

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Lovely Listers: Le Corbusier

Jul. 29, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Lovely Listers: Le Corbusier

Charles-Édouard Jeanneret, later known as Le Corbusier, was born in Switzerland in 1887 and became a French citizen in 1930. He is known as one of the founders of the Modernist movement in architecture, as well as for his forward thinking and somewhat radical views concerning urbanism and the best way to build a city to promote density and optimize space.
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Sweaty Bed

Jul. 29, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Sweaty Bed

I like that you’re trying to reduce, reuse and recycle but I don’t need a spa hot wrap every time I go to bed, thanks.

Hey guys, one of you had a hilarious and awesome idea to rename me because I’ve been here for ages (longer than you know, bwahahahah!) and maybe I should have a name of my own. Instead of getting all “this is my real name…” on you, why don’t you guys come up with what you want to call me? I’ll give you a week or something and then we’ll come to an agreement. Ready? Go!

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This is the Vanilla; Chocolate is Next Door

Jul. 29, 2011

funny real estate - This is the Vanilla; Chocolate is Next Door

We’ve all wondered what really goes on in a soft-serve ice cream machine. Wonder no more! We at Lovely Listing have managed to find a teeny tiny camera to take a photo of the soft-serve machine’s innards. Turns out it holds a teeny tiny living room and teeny tiny dining room, arranged around the ice-cream spout (shown here mid-serving).

Mmmm. Delicious contemporary architecture.

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Please Be Careful

Jul. 28, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Please Be Careful

You can’t imagine how much it costs to keep this couch fresh.

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