By: Not Sara, Sorry

Supposedly squat toilets are where it’s at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you!
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Hey! We’re outta terlit paper in here! BRING ME DA DANG TERLIT PAPER!!!
That’s creativity!
I actually found the linked article more intriguing than the actual blog entry. (Not that the traffic cone isn’t fun.)
Wow…at long last, I have learned that my colon and rectum need proper alignment in order to prevent hemorrhoids. My life, at last, is complete.
Also, that is the most brilliant use of a traffic cone I’ve ever seen since the ever-popular “Look At My Hat, Ma…!”
Have you seen the Traffic Barrel Monster? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deXs0VbmoXE
Another creative use of safety equipment!
Yup; “rear-end alignments” aren’t just for your car any more!
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that giant candy corn!
Brings new meaning to “he’s having a cone in the toilet”, lol.
Yeah but it has foot rests so you know where to put your feets and stuff.
The Throne Cone! How fun(nel)!
Dirty, dirty.
At least with a Turkish toilet, liquid and solids flush away.
Until you get a backup. Wipe your feet!
Oh sure. But(t) just think of how much more reading we can get done that those squatters. Hey…they may be healthier…butt…our reading skills are flush with benefits.
Cherokee, you idiot…it should be than not that! THAN, you fool! Your proof-reading skills can use some work now. Jeez.
i was driving down the street today and saw a traffic cone perched on top of a telephone pole. dont ask how it got there though.