
I’ll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.
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I’ll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.

Hypnotic swirling, can’t stop faucet, must keep watching. Like a cat flushing a toilet.
Via: Barina Craft

This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch’s secret lair. Seriously.
Found by: Unknown
Via: dornob.com

Oh you may not think me pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter house than me.
You can keep your Italianates dark,
Your condos sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting House
And I can rent them all.
By: Fleur Planne

Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.
Found by: Unknown
By: Fleur Planne

He’s really sunk his feet right in.
By: Fleur Planne

I’m SO TIRED of being able to see like the entire country from up here.