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Why is This Kindling Bundled So Securely?

Aug. 31, 2011

funny real estate - Why is This Kindling Bundled So Securely?

I’ll just throw it all on the fire, that should get things going.

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-Ghost-

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Water Swirls Down, Bill Goes Up

Aug. 31, 2011

funny real estate - Water Swirls Down, Bill Goes Up

Hypnotic swirling, can’t stop faucet, must keep watching. Like a cat flushing a toilet.

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jaylearose

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Don’t Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

Aug. 31, 2011

funny real estate - Don't Get Your Head Stuck Between the Bars

This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch’s secret lair. Seriously.

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NFSWednesday: The Sorting Hat Says “Live Here!”

Aug. 31, 2011

Oh you may not think me pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter house than me.
You can keep your Italianates dark,
Your condos sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting House
And I can rent them all. 

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sixonefive72

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Follow the Yellow Paint Stripe

Aug. 30, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

funny real estate - Follow the Yellow Paint Stripe

Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.

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Make Yourself at Home

Aug. 30, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

funny real estate - Make Yourself at Home

He’s really sunk his feet right in.

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Chris10a

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Ugh, This View

Aug. 30, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

funny real estate - Ugh, This View

I’m SO TIRED of being able to see like the entire country from up here.

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ZeMadCatBrat

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