By: Fleur Planne
Oh hey guys, no, it’s cool, you enjoy the BBQ, I’m just gonna sit in here with my pants down and play Angry Birds.
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Beautiful house!
Yup, there it is the bathroom of my dreams…. I mean from my nightmares.
Did you see the floor plan? A carport AND a garage. Odd. Plus, the bedrooms are a day’s march from that crazy bathroom (which, BTW, is nearly as big as the living room). Given the artwork, though, these people may not have a big issue with modesty. I thought I was going to have to call Modesty Chair.
Actually, I think the toilet is off in a cubby somewhere. This gives the household cat lots more space to play soccer with the soap…
Based on the floor plan, it appears that the toilet is just behind the person taking this photo. Or perhaps the photographer was “multitasking.”
The listing says, “Features include…a tessellated tile verandah.” Now I have to go look up the word “tessellated.” Otherwise I’m going to have the mental image of a verandah with pasties in my head all afternoon.
…ooohh, now if the image of a Queen Anne style house with varanda doing a bump and grind will go away…
If House was built in California, I’ll bet she can get them spinning in different directions!
I just hope she wasn’t built too close to a telephone pole, otherwise the whole neighborhood will be scandalized.
Plus we’ll need to nail down the cups in the china cabinet…
Only if they’re 40 DD.
And, when House starts her performance, what about the cat?
I’m still trying to cope with that much fenestration in a bathroom. Somehow, it’s also doing a cross-breeding with another term and coming out “fenstruation.” The two combined are an ugly, ugly prospect…
All I know is, if I can see outside from the potty, whoever’s outside can see me. That’s fine in my home; all I can see are tree branches and I don’t care if the squirrels peek in. If I could see my guests on the patio, I’d have serious hostess issues.
Now this… this house has oomph. Lots of color, lots of great artwork, and some fairly nice furniture. Cool thing is, most of the color is in the artwork. Decide you want a change of surroundings? No need to paint, put down new carpets, or buy different furniture. Just swap out the framed stuff on the walls for a little something different. I have to think for folks who like art this much, there are probably lots of extra pieces they didn’t have room for. There’s the fun – and lively! – aspect of this place; not only taste and beauty to admire, but a potentially changing display of it, too.
Except for that minor privacy issue thing with the bathroom, I give this a thumbs up!
The only way this makes sense is if the toilet is in its own small closet room and there is a pool out on that patio – hence the free entry to shower and primp before-and-after swimming. That would actually be very nice for hosting pool-and-patio parties. I wonder if there is also at least one screened alcove to change clothes?
You see a lot of bathrooms like that on real estate sites. I think they must take down the curtains and the hooks they go on when they do the photographs to show the house as open-plan and full of light.