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Set Sail for Slumber!

By: Highway Restroom
funny real estate - Set Sail For Slumber!

Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate’s sleep for me! This hanging boat bed is perfect for the landlubber who can’t quite overcome their fear of water.

The boat bed is also good for those nights when “Pirates of the Caribbean” finds its way into your DVD player, and that gorgeous rogue of the waves Captain Jack Sparrow finds his way into your dreams. Aww yeah…
funny real estate - Set Sail for Slumber!

funny real estate - Set Sail for Slumber!

Could Johnny Depp BE anymore of a hottie? OMG…

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  1. Emerald63 says:

    Just looking at this boat and all those luscious pillows is making me all warm and drowsy.

    Except… Johnny Depp! OMG!! Now I’m wide awake!!! (But in a good way…)

  2. Jacey says:

    Please let that be a cannon behind the pillows! I really, really want a cannon in my bed.

    • Clueless says:

      Johnny Depp is in the picture and you want an cannon. Fine honey you take the cannon, I’ll…um…just…um…take Mr. Depp.

  3. JMixx says:

    No. No, he could *not* be any more of a hottie. His picture is next to the word in the dictionary.

    To make matters worse, what he wanted was a *good marriage* and *kids*. Paradoxically, that which makes him even more desirable renders him even more unavailable.

    BTW, very cool bed. I don’t know whether it’s the weathered wood or the white fluffy bedding, or perhaps the juxtaposition of the two, but the bed is dreamy too.

  4. Love Johnny Depp. Not a fan of the Jack Sparrow look. Can I have him a tad more clean cut, please?

  5. Nana says:

    I’ll take Depp circa Benny & Joon/Gilbert Grape. I’ll take that bed in my (dream) beach house and soon as it includes an anchor.

  6. That Other Jean says:

    Eh. You can keep Johnny Depp, so long as I can have the boat/bed.

  7. Y’all can have Jack Sparrow. I’ll be snuggling my husband in that awesome bed! :-)

  8. LMA says:

    My God, have they put “Trading Spaces” back on the air again?

  9. Anodean says:

    A boat bed… because splinters and barnacles are so restful.

  10. Cherokee says:

    Yes…he fell out of the bed, Doc, but I did yell “Man overboard!”

  11. Neil R says:

    There used to be a bar just south of Marineland Florida that this reminds me of.
    It had what looked like an old ship for the actual bar and you could sit and watch thunderstorms roll in across the water through the huge glass windows of the place.

  12. varenoea says:

    I want one of those…

  13. enuffings says:

    It’s ok to be male, love interior design and not be gay. Just saying.

    • JMixx says:

      It’s not being male and loving interior design that makes me think someone is gay. It’s if you’re male and love Johnny Depp. On the other hand, he *is* awfully good-looking…

      • Kylie says:

        I don’t think it makes you gay if you’re male and love Johnny Depp. It just makes you human, IMO. He is quite mesmerisingly watchable…awesomely talented…beautifully constructed…and those cheekbones… yeah, okay, which means he’s a total hottie.

  14. rlm98253 says:

    It’s a couch.

  15. Kylie says:

    “…perfect for the landlubber who can’t quite overcome their fear of water.”

    But probably not for those who can’t quite overcome their fear of woodworm…

  16. Pandemonium says:

    I want one.

  17. Amy S. says:

    OMG! This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow….


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