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How dreary and drab must this photo have been for such drastic measures to be necessary?

Found by: Janet Young

Via: www.remax.com/property/95255133-60610207/1435-W-Verbena-Meridian-ID-83642/

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  1. Wow, did I accidentally overdose on my antidepressants or is that really that bright?!

  2. I’m kind of afraid to look up the house on Google maps.

    What if it actually *does* look like this?

  3. Spotstarsmom says:

    Looks like one of the houses in some of the subdivisions in our neighborhood. I wonder where this is?

  4. emjay says:

    Suburban beige. Now in designer colors.

  5. Emerald63 says:

    I don’t know where this is and I don’t care. I just want some of what they’re taking.

    • MrsQ says:

      I’m guessing they’ve either been sniffing markers or eating ‘special’ brownies.

      • Emerald63 says:

        I’d go with the markers. I’m no expert, but I’ve never heard of “special” ingredients having that effect.

        In grad school (for urban design), a bunch of us were in a studio overnight once, preparing visuals for a group presentation to a city planning board. The maps were each about 3′ wide and about 6′ tall. There were around half a dozen of them and we were filling them in completely using the biggest damn markers I’ve ever seen, at *least* an inch in diameter and 6″+ long. Even though this was in a 19th century building with very high ceilings, it was winter and we had all the windows and doors closed. After a few hours we all started getting quite giddy. We were having a grand time for quite a while before anyone realized why. Yup… stoned silly on marker fumes. Best.All-Nighter.Ever. AND FREE.

  6. Janet Young says:

    I found this listing in my local area – It’s in Meridian, Idaho, a suburb of Boise. I’m going to guess the realtor decided that the ad needed a bit of “kick”…

  7. Spike Page says:

    Oh to live in Burbville…land of the soccer mom, the minivan, the garage band, and the best s*** this side of Bangkok.

  8. Joxn says:

    eh, I’ve done better.

  9. arghhh says:

    Did Thomas Kinkade have something to do with this?

    • Emerald63 says:

      NOOO!!!!!

      Enough with the Kinkadifying of suburbia! The man has taken a real talent for technique and combined it with utterly no sense of artistry whatsoever. He is to art what mass produced candy and sugary soft drinks are to fine cuisine. In other words – Schlock.

      Maybe, just maybe, if Kinkade *did* take some acid, he might produce something interesting.

      • K8sMum says:

        my kids knew they’d have to drag me kicking and screaming from the kindade kiosk at the mall…they were afraid i’d be jailed for shouting: ‘back, back, this is all shite!’ at the top of my lungs whilst others were bowing to the so-called ‘painter of light’.

        kinkade is everything you say and worse. his work makes me want to vomit. the fact that he has become rich pandering to the lowest demonimator makes me want to duct tape him to a chair and force him to watch bob ross on pbs 24/7.

  10. Jesse Sierra says:

    Looks like a hungover Unicorn threw up all over the neighborhood. :(

  11. Karma72 says:

    I just thought that maybe the house hasn’t been built yet and this is an artist’s rendering of what they intend for the house to look like. We use them all the time at work when we’re selling houses in a new sub-division. *le shrug*

  12. Ionessa says:

    HDR photography can be beautiful… But this shows that it can go so very wrong easily. Not the type of photo I’d want to use to advertise my house being for sale.


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