If Barbie can decorate her tiny house so well, why is it so hard for me to get one full-sized room right?
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If Barbie can decorate her tiny house so well, why is it so hard for me to get one full-sized room right?
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Okay, I’ll admit my ignorance. Who is Jonathan Adler?
Sells stuffz fur inside teh hous, an fur carree stuffz.
http://www.jonathanadler.com/
Dis pick sure givz mii teh icheezz.
I’m not sure you’d *want* this particular room “full-sized” – each of those wallpaper fleurs-de-lis looks like it would be around 18″ high. Migraine, anyone?
Works on this scale, though. And I love the tiny Victorian style wire birdcage.
Heck, I’m getting a migraine from this _dollhouse_. A full-size version would probably put me in the ICU.
It’d probably work if the wall was a solid color. Even plain white or black would work. But the wallpaper is the kind of pattern overload that causes chameleons to explode.
It’d be AWESOME wallpaper in grey tones!
Besides, then it wouldn’t compete visually with the B/W pillows, table and rug.
Exploding chameleons? Oh dear… that sounds both awful and adorable. Let me explain…
My favorite sick joke is one that needs the proper background and context to understand…
What’s red and green and goes 200 miles per hour? – A frog in a blender.
I know… sounds like the most vile and psychotic carnage. But from the first moment I ever heard that joke my one and only mental image has been of Kermit sticking half way out a blender and spinning wildly while screaming “Piggeeeee…. Get me outta heeeer…..!!!” And that’s highly amusing.
So now I’m envisioning Rango and/or the Geico gecko doing something similar, turning into a wild but lovely melange of swirling colors.
Well, in case no one had noticed before now, my official Weird Flag is now flying… proudly, in fact.
OK, the first thing I thought of was when I saw this was “The Culhanes” skit from Hee Haw. Sorry.