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All the Renters Were Kung-Fu Fighting

Sep. 25, 2011

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funny real estate - All the Renters Were Kung-Fu Fighting

“This house is unbelievable,” says the listing. “It has been rented for years and it sure shows. The walls have done their best to protect themselves from some kung-fu attacks (however the holes are evidence of a poor defence)… Some Smart Buyer / Renovator / Developer / Chippy / Handyman / Bargain Hunter / Investor / Pirate are sure going to get a BARGAIN here.”

Bravo, real estate agent. Bravo. But I’m stuck one one thing. No, not the white ants in the garage, nor the weirdly constrictive layout in the kitchen. What on earth is going on here?

That’s the wackiest playpen I’ve ever seen.

Found by: PJ

Via: www.realestate.com.au

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The Sleeping Chamber is Impeccably Appointed

Aug. 5, 2011

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I like the roominess. I appreciate the hardwood floors. I could live with the murals, if the lighting were dim enough. Perhaps I could grow to love the faux marble everything. But the bed… the bed must go.

It’s smaller at the foot than at the head, and I’m sprawl like a starfish when I sleep. Even thinking about mummy-style sleeping bags gives me the heebie-jeebies. So… no, the house hunt continues.

Found by: Alex

Via: www.domain.com.au

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What, Him? Ignore Him.

Jul. 31, 2011

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And this, readers, is why we always have a house inspection done by a qualified professional before we buy. Without training, you have no way of knowing if that’s a load-bearing pig.

Loveliest comment, by Rincewind: I was just looking through the realtors picture gallery, when I noticed that horrid thing could be seen from another room. Although my first thought upon seeing it a second time, was “It’s FOLLOWING ME!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!”

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Via: www.toop.com.au

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Easy-Clean Breakfast Nook

Jul. 17, 2011

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“Cook a roast. Watch grandma shower.” writes Dave. “There’s no evidence of a shower curtain rail either…”

Me, I don’t see what the problem is. With my ADHD I’m often trying to do three things at once. No more would I be oppressed by the stove being in a different room from the shower! When I’m shampooing and suddenly get an urge to fry an egg, BAM! Like that! Hair over-easy and silky-smooth yolks! Multi-tasking!

Found by: Dave

Via: www.domain.com.au

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I’d Make a “Down Under” Joke if it Didn’t Feel so Cheap

Apr. 11, 2011

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Well, that’s not right. Hold on…

funny real estate - It's a Topsy Turvy World Out There

Sorted!

Found by: Richelle

Via: www.domain.com.au

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Yes But Are They Aged Naturally or in a Lab?

Apr. 6, 2011

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I hate it when they try to sell me lab-grown elderlies and pass them off as the real thing. I demand authenticity! That poundcake recipe better be passed down through generations, Grandma!

Found by: Kristia

Via: www.eldersrealestate.com.au

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Multi-Use to the Nth Degree

Apr. 4, 2011

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Welcome to my garage-TV-dining-living room! Please have a seat on the futon sofa while I go change into a fresh skort, then we can hop in your El Camino and go to the drive-in. Oooh! Let’s get some take-out soup dumplings to eat with sporks during the movie!

Loveliest comment, by Anodean: One shouldn’t allow them to beg at table; rap it smartly upon the grille with a rolled up newspaper.

Found by: HDC

Via: www.realestate.com.au

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