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The Better to Drink Tub Hooch With

Oct. 10, 2011

funny real estate - The Better to Drink Tub Hooch With

Are these straws or candy canes? I ask because I can fit either my 50-gallon highball glasses or my 50-foot Christmas stockings in the back of the car, but not both.

funny real estate - The Better to Drink Tub Hooch With Found By: Andrea T

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Hot Tub Shrine

Aug. 22, 2011

funny real estate - Hot Tub Shrine

Kneel, minions! Kneel before the altar of Dried Flower Arrangement!

Only those who are truly worthy may climb the stairs and approach the Dried Flower Arrangement. Lesser mortals may leave your offerings of cinnamon sticks and baby’s breath on the counter.

Found By: Stephanie

funny real estate - Hot Tub Shrine

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I Love the Smell of Mildew in the Morning

Jul. 15, 2011

funny real estate - I Love the Smell of Mildew in the Morning

Every morning, after your hottub — and let’s take a brief intermission and admire that faucet, shall we? — anyway, after your daily soak, you can just heave yourself over the rim and roll around on the velvety carpet to dry off. Think how much you’ll save on towels!

funny real estate - I Love the Smell of Mildew in the Morning

Found by: Jennie

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The Release Form is Probably Still in Your Kid’s Backpack

Jul. 11, 2011

funny real estate - Embarrassing For the Whole Family

funny real estate - Embarrassing For the Whole Family

funny real estate - Embarrassing For the Whole Family

Somebody has to provide a good home for all the unclaimed school photos. Please donate generously to your local no-shred shelter.

Found by: Trevor
funny real estate - Embarrassing For the Whole Family

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I Sense a Pattern

Jul. 1, 2011

funny real estate - I Sense a Pattern

I highly recommend clicking through to see all the interior photos (informational site here, prettier pictures here). Nothing sardonic from me today; just beautiful photography that showed up in a real estate listing.

funny real estate - I Sense a Pattern

funny real estate - I Sense a Pattern

funny real estate - I Sense a Pattern

funny real estate - I Sense a Pattern

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I Can’t Pee Unless the Furby is Watching

Jun. 21, 2011

funny real estate - I Can't Pee Unless the Furby is Watching

Bay-bee boo noo-loo.

funny real estate - I Can't Pee Unless the Furby is Watching

Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: Given that they slowly “adopt” whatever words or noises they hear, I would REALLY hate to bring that Furby out in public.

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It’s Only a Replica (I Say it So You Don’t Have to)

May. 6, 2011

funny real estate - Authentic Replica of an English Castle in Canada!

Rar! I shall attack them from the south and invade their castle! I shall move in and declare myself Queen of Prince Edward Island! No, screw that: I’ll rename the whole island after myself! WELCOME TO QUEEN SARA ISLAND! RAR! WINTER IS COMING! Well, actually it’s quite a nice spring day. But still: RAR!

It's Only a Replica (I Say it So You Don't Have to)

Found by: Jan

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