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Chairturday: The Wild Chair

Sep. 17, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday: The Wild Chair

What are you rebelling against, Chair?

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Chairturday! The Playa Looks Quite Grassy This Year

Sep. 10, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday! The Playa Looks Quite Grassy This Year

I know Chair’s always going on about how Burning Chair is such a life-changing experience, full of freedom and self expression and art and tribal community. But I always decline Chair’s invitations to head out there with all the Chairs; I just don’t want to see that many speeded-out Chairs, no matter how much chicken-wire and papier-mâché they wrap themselves in.

Found by: KT

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Chairturday! Chairs. Furniture of the Future.

Sep. 3, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday! Chairs. Furniture of the Future.

Reader: I got a question. If you know so much about life, how come you’re here at like the Quik Stop on a Saturday morning completely alone by the Dumpster with no tables anywhere?

Chair: By choice, man.

Found by: Laurel

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Chairturday! Chair is Feeling Blue

Aug. 27, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday! Chair is Feeling Blue

OK AND NOW I’M GOING TO PUT ALL THE BLUE THINGS IN THIS ROOM

DONE

NOW I’M GOING TO GATHER ALL THE BROWN THINGS IN THE HOUSE AND PUT THEM IN THE BEDROOM

WHAT

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY

NO, I DIDN’T ACCIDENTALLY TAKE A DOUBLE DOSE OF MY ADHD MEDS, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

COME ON COME ON COME ON HELP ME LIFT THIS BED I THINK IT WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THE KITCHEN

LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO

WHEEEEEE

funny real estate - Chairturday! Chair is Feeling Blue

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Chairturday! You’re Going to Put WHAT in Me?

Aug. 20, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday! You're Going to Put WHAT in Me?

Don’t worry, Startled Box. Chair will take care of you.

Loveliest comment, by Boo Radley: I think that, just out of camera frame, is a stack of brand new, never-been-folded, never-been-taped boxes, fresh from U-Haul. Beside that stack is a man and a woman busy folding, tucking, and taping. It’s like box “stag films,” and is shocking to Little Box, but Adolescent box back there sure is sporting a *huge* grin.

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Chairturday! Take a Little Trip with Chair

Aug. 13, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday! Take a Little Trip with Chair

Pink Chair… ri… der… is a little higher.

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Chairturday! Chair and Step-Chair Visit Jailed Picnic Table Cousin

Aug. 6, 2011

funny real estate - Chairturday! Chair and Step-Chair Visit Jailed Picnic Table Cousin

It’s good to see Chair keeping in touch with Picnic Table while Picnic Table is in the hoosegow. Remember: pieces of furniture are more than their worst deeds.

Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons, who should be ashamed of herself: Picnic table got arrested for showing his wood in public.

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