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Berth Time, Kids

Sep. 9, 2011

funny real estate - Berth Time, Kids

Sometimes you just want to put the kids to bed and watch “True Blood” while drinking jargaritas without the young ones wandering into the living room and learning about vampires and werewolves and fake… uh… eyelashes at far too young an age.

For those moments, we recommend soundproof, waterproof, sealing metal doors for the little tykes’ bedrooms. Submarine doors! Ask your contractor for them today!

funny real estate - Berth Time, Kids

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The Head of the Table Belongs to the Bravest Guest

Sep. 4, 2011

funny real estate - The Head of the Table Belongs to the Bravest Guest

Duck, Duck, Duck… oh hell, I’ve eaten them all.

funny real estate - The Head of the Table Belongs to the Bravest Guest

Found by: Alice

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Watercloset Does Exactly What it Says on the Tin

Aug. 23, 2011

funny real estate - Watercloset Does Exactly What it Says on the Tin

Sometimes, as a joke, while one roommate is asleep, the other roommate turns the sliding doors around on their rail so the one-way mirrors are reversed. Good morning, sweetcheeks!

funny real estate - Watercloset Does Exactly What it Says on the Tin Loveliest comment, by Jessica: It kills me that there’s a link to find out about local schools. I guess you just tether the kids out on the terrace…

Found by: Mary

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Does the Bag of Loot Convey?

Aug. 11, 2011

funny real estate - Does the Bag of Loot Convey?

Shhh. Don’t look now, but I think your neighborhood watch program isn’t quite as good as you presumed.

funny real estate - Does the Bag of Loot Convey?

Found by: someone but the stoopid Cheezburger site management thingy lost your name, sorry

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Floral Larvae; May Need Fumigating

Jul. 24, 2011

Foral Larvae; May Need Fumigating

Keep it in a warm spot, and in five to ten days a loveseat should emerge.

Loveliest comment, by shrapnel: Drapery breeding season is upon us again. Having filled itself with carpet, the young drape forms its cocoon which you see here. In time, the mature drape will emerge, climb the wall and suspend itself from above the window to wait for the arrival of another drape of the opposing gender. Then, the cycle will begin again.

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Let’s Get This Show on the Road

Feb. 21, 2011

I give up! No more househunting for me. I’m just going to buy us a caravan and we’ll live life on the road. Look for me in a campground near you.

Found by: me

Loveliest comment, by tuulikki: I also join the WANT train. Always had a yen to live in an oatmeal box.
My favorite part from the listing:
Decoration (restrained) – £650
Decoration (unrestrained) – £1,300

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Nausea in Every Room

Dec. 26, 2010

funny real estate - Nausea in Every Room

Bathroom. Living room. There is no relief.

Found by: Marco
funny real estate - Nausea in Every Room

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