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For people who don't like stainless steel appliances

Oct. 20, 2008

If you lived here you, too, could put magnets on your fridge! Yes! You could! It’s not one of those no-magnets-here fridges!

Found by Emma.

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My evil empire will start right here… after I'm done playing pool

Oct. 17, 2008


Yes, yes, I’m cheating. This isn’t from a listing; it’s from a press release announcing a listing. Sorry, but I don’t think the actual listing is on-line. But this is my blog! I’m the only person here! I can do whatever I like! Just like you could, if you lived in a secret lair under London.

(Found on Metafilter.)

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So close.

Oct. 15, 2008

PHOTO CHECKLIST:
Front of house? Check.
Kitchen? Check.
Bedroom? Check.
Bathroom? Check.
Back yard? Check.
Orange teddy bear leaning against a fake soda can? Check.

Good to go!

(Found by Emma)

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The mold comes, on little cat feet.

Sep. 4, 2008

Shhh. Shhhh. It’s us, the mold spores. We’re sneaking into the room. Shhhh don’t tell anyone we’re here shhhhhh Jo found us shhhhh

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Enviro-house

Sep. 3, 2008

There’s a slight chance that the house in this listing — found by Karen on Photoshop Disasters — has been Photoshopped. Or maybe the owners just really like lawns and really hate cars.

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My kids would love a treehouse

Aug. 9, 2008


From Kate, who says it’s “the perfect home for survivalists. Keep Britain green! Hack your way through the undergrowth to the bathroom! Potential buyers should bring own machete when attending viewing appointment.”

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