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1-2-3 Magic

Sep. 6, 2011

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The witch refused to help sweep the house and is having a time out, one minute for each year of her age. She’ll be out just in time for Halloween.

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Found by: Julie

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Keep Your Feet Warm

Aug. 7, 2011

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This might look a tad unsafe, but don’t worry; the bedding is made out of silicone.

funny real estate - Keep Your Feet Warm Loveliest comment, by Jacey: Ah, yes. Good old grad student housing. I remember it well – being able to start the water boiling for tea without even getting out of bed, scorching the bedclothes every time the oven was on, washing up in a plastic bowl. It was little short of paradise.

Found by: Unknown

Via: Daft.ie

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Oh Her? She Just Hangs Out Here All the Time

Jan. 3, 2011

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Having problems getting back into the office routine after all these days off? Why not try a quick game of Spot the Naked Lady? I think I found three in the listing, but it was hard to count what with all the eye-averting I had to do.

If that’s a bit too risque for your Monday tea-and-computer time, here’s a milder game: Figure Out What to Call This Room.

Is it a bedroom? A bathroom? A full bed? A bathenbedderroom?

Loveliest comment, by LMA: The funniest thing is that in a flat filled with unsubtle images of naked women, there’s a cutesy-wootsy Pennsylvania Dutch knock-off plate hanging on the wall in the kitchen area. It’s as if after a two-hour movie adventure culminating in the discovery of the Dark Lord Xtahntalalala’s Lair and there, beyond the chained skeletons of his victims and above an altar of pentacles, black candles and torture implements the camera zooms in on a “Hang In There, Kitty” poster from the ’70s. LET down!

Found by: Red Mum

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Car Disco is a Little Over the Top

Sep. 5, 2010

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You spin me right ’round, baby, right ’round

Like a Mercedes CLK, baby, right ’round ’round ’round

…or something like that. I presume the car is on the “Electrically Operated Turntable” mentioned in the listing, and that it’s because the driveway is narrow and it’s the only way out (other than backing onto the street, which is just crazy talk).

I look at it and imagine so very many mornings of me trying to drive away, and one of my beloved family members stealing the remote and making the car spin around and around while I’m in it. Then he (because let’s face it, it’ll be my husband) stops the turntable with the car facing the wrong way. I’m about to get out and he yells “no, no, wait, this time I’ll turn it to the right place” and I put my seatbelt on and he spins the car around a few more times and then stops it facing the wrong way again and I’m getting mad and he’s all “wait, wait, just kidding, try again” and this goes on and on and on.

Found by: Red Mum. Tentative car-identification by mr zarquon. This Irish house is just shy of one… million… euro.

Loveliest comment, by bryn: I want one of those giant turntables for my garden, then I could turn it a bit every day and all the plants could be in the sun, there would be no climbing over things to get to the back of the border and every so often I could spin it really fast to make all the slugs and snails fly off. Brilliant!

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Chair Sure Has Some High Class Cousins

Oct. 9, 2009

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I would sit in one chair, and a family member would sit in the other chair, and we would be just a leeetle bit too close, and eventually it would drive me nuts and I would spring out of the chair in a rage, but it would be okay! Because the walls are already padded!
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Are those eye holes? I think those are eye holes. Hey, whatcha doing in there? Can I watch? Ah, everything’s classier in Europe.

(Found By: Jesse W, and I highly recommend clicking through to the complete listing.)

Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: Oh come now, look at that shower! Don’t you know how many goldfish were skinned to cover that thing? Think of their noble sacrifice, people…!

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The small dresser is for keeping Graham crackers in

Jul. 31, 2009

Make s’mores in bed!

Have heart-to-heart discussions in the intimate conversation nook!

All this could be yours for just US$1,600 a month! Call now! Or not.

(Found by Ashling.)

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