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Follow the Floor Lighting in Case of Emergency

Sep. 23, 2011

funny real estate - Follow the Floor Lighting in Case of Emergency

Yes, it’s an awesome pop-up camper, but all I can think is “The bed is there and the other bed is there and the toilet is there” and all of the sudden it seems a little less like a classy weekend in the woods, and a little more like a cell where the nice prison guards are going to see if I was smuggling heroin into the country.

For sale here.

Found by: Unknown

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Yoink!

May. 10, 2011

Funny Real Estate - Yoink!

Oh no! You have attempted to raise your child in a shuttered bunker and CPS has stepped in. So sad.

Found by: me

Funny Real Estate - Yoink!

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Morning.

May. 11, 2010

Ahh, morning. Time to sit down with the paper, some toast, and a piping hot cup of real estate agent who won’t go away.

(Found with Fenneke’s help on forum.fok.nl, which is well worth a poke around if, by any chance, you like poorly chosen photos from real estate listings.)

Loveliest comment, by Jano: Sipping coffee and checking the obits in the morning news must be a cross-cultural phenomenon.

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NFSWednesday bonus house, now with extra neck

Apr. 28, 2010

Who could live here? Why make a house in a converted water tower?

It’s tall! So very tall. So tall one must scroll down and down and down…

Clearly there is only one possible explanation. Here, let me show you with my excellent Photoshop skills:

Ahhh… now all is clear.

Found by Kristyn.

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No place to rest my coffee cup

Jan. 7, 2010

Funny Real Estate Listing - Giving Me The Spins

Funny Real Estate Listing - Giving Me The Spins

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Two of these pictures are from a listing. One is not. Can you tell which is the impostor?

Found By: Helena

Loveliest comment, by anodean: Well, call me a lifetime geek unlettered in the liberal arts, but I confess: I could not take my eyes off the two-wire, ceiling-strung track lighting. As each room unfolded, all I could visualize was the trolley car… which inexplicably emerged in reverse grammar: “When is coming the trolley?”

http://www.funda.nl/koop/rotterdam/huis-5374769-westersingel-35/fotos/#foto-7

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Posted from my iPhone

Dec. 21, 2009

Funny Real Estate Photos - Fine Wine

Today is the first day of winter vacation for my kids, which means we get to spend all day, every day together. Every single minute. My beloved young children. Oh, how wonderful to be spending all this quality time with you. Mama’s just going to take a little bathroom break, okay?

*click*

I’ll be right out, hon bun…

The corkscrew oh my god I forgot the corkscrew

Found By: Joanne

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Ceiling Surveillance Camera Spies On Chair

Oct. 20, 2009

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Eeeek! Somebody get Chair a Modesty Chair, please! Those little washcloths just aren’t coverage enough.

Found By: Nicolet G

Loveliest comment? A group effort: the people who managed to figure out maybe just possibly how this bathroom or bathrooms can exist in space as we know it.

Funny-Real Estate-Photo-ShowerChair

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