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“Slightly dated interiors” says the listing, but surely they meant to type “fabulously dated interiors.” Just look at all this cheerfulness! I’ll have a Monte Cristo and a Tab, please.
I must have a bar like this in my house. Breakfast is going to be so much better. Campari and soda, kids?
Found by: krizla
Via: www.trademe.co.nz
“Eeek!” cried Chair. “A little privacy, please?”
I’m unclear why there’s so much tinfoil on the walls in this house. I know some people put it behind their stove because of splatters (although I don’t know what people are cooking that creates that much flying grease), but why here in the bath/sitting/laundry room? Is it protecting the walls from the towels, or protecting the towels from the walls, or protecting both the towels and the walls from government mind-control rays?
Found by: Julie
Via: www.trademe.co.nz
…Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your naaaame
Because it’s actually your living room...
Loveliest comment, by Kathryn: I love the little Christmas tree, staggering into the room, as if it has already had one too many eggnogs.
Found by: Lisa
Via: www.trademe.co.nz
GREETINGS HUMANS
PLEASE CLEANSE YOURSELF BEFORE JUMPING DOWN THE CHUTES INTO THE INTERIOR OF THE SPACESHIP
THOSE OF YOU WITH GENITALIA SHAPED LIKE Δ TAKE SHOWERS IN THE CELL ON THE LEFT
THOSE OF YOU WITH GENITALIA SHAPED LIKE ∏ TAKE SHOWERS IN THE CELL ON THE RIGHT
THOSE OF YOU WITH GENITALIA SHAPED LIKE ‡ TAKE SHOWERS IN THE CELL IN THE MIDDLE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE GENITALIA SHAPED LIKE ‡?
THIS IS AWKWARD
THERE HAS BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING
WE ARE SO SORRY
PLEASE ACCEPT THESE FLOWERS
WE MUST LEAVE NOW
IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S US
*zoom*
Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: Looks like a bathroom brought to you by those Cialis people. “Here honey, you get into the red plate tub and I’ll get into the gray plate tub and we’ll hold hands as soon as I lower the projection screen and bring the sunset up on the remote.”
Found by: benji
Via: www.trademe.co.nz
“This is a great opportunity for eco-lifestylers,” says the listing.
“The environmental movement’s reputation for wanting to outlaw pleasure and have us live like refugees is your fault,” says the blogger.
Found by: Kermadecer
Via: www.cent21.co.nz
This is why one should always hire an inspector before signing the final paperwork. You never know when an in-depth look at the house will turn up annoying problems like not-up-to-code insulation, faulty wiring, or a D&D player infestation:
Loveliest comment, by Stuart: Oh look! The front door has a +5 Mat of Wiping. Cool!
Found by: Emma
So you might be thinking this is bad trompe l’oeil in the photo above. It is not bad trompe l’oeel. It is good tromp l’oil. Here, from a house on the other side of the globe, is bad trampe l’ouil:
Yes, it’s realistic, but is it desirable? No, it is not, and that is why it is bad tromp l’oull.
At least I hope it’s tromp l’oeil. Because if it isn’t, it means that somebody is actually selling a house that looks like that… nah. That’s crazy talk. Tramp l’oil it is!
P.S. Because I am nothing if not helpful: tromp looey.
Found by: Nina
Loveliest comment, by Stuart: I think what amazes me the most about these is that the roadrunner can go right through them yet the coyote always gets his face smashed.
Found by: Taya
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