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Mossy Overtones

Oct. 25, 2011

funny real estate - Mossy Overtones

(Yeah, sorry, the arrows don’t do anything.)

Want to achieve this textured, pastoral effect in your own home? Here’s a recipe:

Place pieces of moss in a blender with a small amount of water and blend for two minutes.  The result should be a thick moss slurry. Addition of moss fragments may be necessary for a thicker mixture.

Paint or spread this slurry in the areas between your moss patches.

Many blended moss methods and mixtures have been suggested including:

1. Water and moss alone is typically sufficient for application to soil.
2. Potter’s clay mix: 3 parts potter’s clay, 1 part fish emulsion fertilizer. This method is suggested for use on clay pots or rock surfaces.
3. Buttermilk and/or egg to the moss fragments. This method also offers “sticking” power for rock or clay surfaces.

Happy painting!

funny real estate - Mossy Overtones

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Lime by the Pound

Oct. 16, 2011

funny real estate - Lime by the Pound

…and this is the room where we weigh small items and then shelve them. We call it the litenskalarom.

funny real estate - Lime by the Pound    P.S. Follow the link to the listing! Limes and Chairs!

P.P.S. Found on the Facebook page For oss som fascineres av bildene på Finn.no.

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La La La You Can’t Hear Me La La La

Sep. 26, 2011

funny real estate - La La La You Can't Hear Me La La La

I’ll just step behind this wall and… do something very dignified that I choose not to specify at this time but it’s totally not what you’re thinking of. Please don’t peek over the neck-high wall. Please? Look, either give me some privacy or I press the trapdoor button and send you down to the crocodile pit.

(Via the Facebook group For oss som fascineres av bildene på Finn.no.)

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We’re Going to Need a Bigger Filter

Sep. 8, 2011

funny real estate - We're Going to Need a Bigger Filter

And this is why we don’t store our elephants in the swimming pool; they get all soggy and melt.

funny real estate - We're Going to Need a Bigger Filter

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Follow Me, All!

Aug. 28, 2011

funny real estate - Follow Me, All!

Tired of living on Mt. Faux-Fur, the cabins decided to head down to the lowlands in search of greener textures.

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Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Chalet!

Aug. 25, 2011

funny real estate - Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Chalet!

If you mow it, it’ll just grow back twice as thick.

funny real estate - Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Chalet!

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Ow My Knees Ow Ow

Aug. 12, 2011

funny real estate - Ow My Knees Ow Ow

Yes, there are disadvantages to having what appears to be a small woodburning stove in the bathroom: you have to hold your reading material very carefully, and late night pees will have a whole new level of difficulty. But isn’t it worth it, to never have mildewed towels again?

funny real estate - Ow My Knees Ow Ow  Via the Facebook group For oss som fascineres av bildene på Finn.no.

Loveliest comment, by Lauren: Really folks? Really?! NOBODY is going to go with: It burns when I pee?” I am disappoint

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