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I am rhythm now!

Oct. 3, 2009

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If I lived here, every single morning I would wake up my family with my recreation of the big “What a Feeling” number from Flashdance. EVERY MORNING. Which is why I don’t live there. (That, and the 5,000 mile commute my kid’s schoolbus would have to make twice a day.)

All together! Fiiiiirrrst… when there’s nothing… but a sloooowww…. blowing cheeeze…. that your world… seems to hide….deep inside… a mine…

Found By: Solvi B

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NOW YOU WILL BE CHEERFUL.

Aug. 17, 2009

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Sorry, sorry, listings have been grim lately. Here! Cheerful! So CHEERFUL! GRITTED TEETH CHEERFUL! BE CHEERFUL, DAMN IT! NO GROCERIES UNTIL YOU’RE CHEERFUL!

(From a listing found earlier by Solvi.)

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I'll bring the paintball guns, you bring the ketchup

Jul. 20, 2009

Behind this bland exterior lurks

… the best darn room for a toddler’s birthday party ever! Yeah! Somebody cue up the Dan Zanes CD, it’s time for Pin the Magnetic Tail on the Whatever the Hell that is!

(Found by Solvi.)

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ixnay on the athroombay

Dec. 4, 2008


toilet: Do you think anyone’s noticed we’ve snuck into the living room?

tub: Shhhh! Just act natural. Dum de dum de dum…

sink: OH HAI GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Paku-paku-paku-paku

Dec. 3, 2008

Unfortunately I can’t read the listing, so I don’t know if they accept World of Warcraft gold for the rent. Perhaps they prefer Sims money? Or pac-dots?

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No pressure, no pressure

Dec. 3, 2008


I swear, there are scientists in labcoats sitting just out of the shot, clipboards in hand, ready to take notes on how long it takes you to… um… do laundry, if you’re lucky.

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