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Chairturday! Making Chair Angels

Dec. 26, 2009

Adventures Of Chair - Chair Angels
Do you know what it’s like to realize you haven’t done a post for the next day yet and it’s really time to do it because Christmas dinner is about to be served and you really need to get the Santa Claus bread out before anyone has a chance to object and you’re already a bit tipsy but you don’t want to miss a day because you’ve been doing a blog for 1 1/2 years and you haven’t missed a day yet and you don’t want to break the chain and you’ve already decided to go with the Chair angels but you can’t think what to say in the caption and then your ever-so-helpful spouse walks up behind you and shouts “be funny! Now! Funny! No, funnier!” and if you don’t hurry up and finish you’re going to be stuck at the kiddie table?

Yeah, me neither. Cheers! And apologies for the writing-about-writing which is always so freaking boring but it’s the best I can do under these conditions. Blame my brother-in-law and the mean Old Blue Eye he mixed me.

Found By: bryn (Not from an actual listing)

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Charituday! Chair Likes to Move it Move it

Dec. 12, 2009

Chair Helps

Horrified by accusations of racism, Chair has decided to take some time off, get a part-time job as a mover, and figure a few things out. Remember, Chair: lift with the back and twist!

Found By: Bart (not from an actual listing)

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Taking Your Relationship With Santa To An Adventurous New Level

Dec. 6, 2009

Come Sit On Santa And Tell Me What You Want For Chri-WAARRGGABBUURRLBLL

Continuing yesterday’s fraud exploration of non-listing photos of interest to people who are interested in houses and stuff, I have this treat for all the good girls and boys: Santa, smiling up at you, waiting for…

…for…

…for you to sit…

Look, my mom reads this blog. There are certain jokes I just can’t make knowing that she’ll read it even though I’m a fully-grown (if astoundingly immature) adult. You can fill in the rest yourself, right?

Loveliest comment, by gvh: And that’s the mouth he used to kiss my Mommy? Ew.

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